#source: sparknotes twitter

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Nepeta: :33< you told aradia her infurrior social standing is a disgrace?

Equius: D-> Yes

Nepeta: :33< and this was... befur the purrposal, or after?

Equius: D-> During

Nepeta: :33< equius

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Due to personal reasons, I will be insulting God in a staggering display of hubris.

Edward Elric, about to commit human transmutation

[the-metaphorical-jellicle-cat]

Saw this on the SparkNotes twitter and couldn’t help but think of Macavity doing the whole monologuing thing every time he sees Munkustrap. But at the same time he’s being overly dramatic about it. 

Macavity: I swear Munkustrap I will never tell you how I kidnapped Old Deuteronomy. Not this time!

Munkustrap: You literally did the same thing at last years Ball.

Macavity: I don’t even have to tell you how I pulled off my evil scheme. 

Munkustrap: No. No you don’t.

Macavity: Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t.

Munkustrap: Everlasting Cat help me. 

[ravengrangergirl]

Jim Lake Jr. (in his letter to Claire in the first season): Due to personal reasons, I will be passing away.

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Rose: The existence of the Wife of Bath implies the existence of the Wife of Bed and the Wife of Beyond.