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[onceandfuturelesbian]

[forsapphics]

LOLA YOUNG

backstage at Glastonbury Music Festival at Worthy Farm in Pilton, Somerset, England (June 27, 2025) — photographed for Dazed

[treasureofmammon]

Obey me: Incorrect quotes (97)

Fandom with Mammon

[Ps: I don't consider this an incorrect quote because there's no actual quote to begin with, but I didn't know what to classify it as in my blog. Also, the tiger fits him so well because... well: this].

Source: user copycatmeo in Threads.

📌 Masterlist

[elizabethan-memes]

Gregory Cromwell: 31 years since my dad sent me to Chelsea for a tin of red and white striped paint and Thomas More sent me back to ask him if he wanted horizontal or vertical, and I sussed out on the way home what was going on and then I kicked the front door of Austin Friars so hard it broke

[malfiora]

Bruce: I asked my 15 & 18 year old sons to make spaghetti for dinner tonight. Here are some things I heard as they were cooking:

Them referring to each other, the spaghetti, and the boiling water, as “bruh”

“Your FACE is a serving spoon!” (Damian)

A five minute long discussion that I’ll title “Are you a ‘hat guy’?

“Stop elbowing me!” (Duke)

A lively discussion about the term “al dente”

When it was ready they yelled “Come get some slop!”

[incorrect-snkquotes]

King: My favourite way to piss off men is to compliment their watch by saying “I like your clock bracelet" 

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Sissel: Why does Mama wear makeup?

Marcurio: To look pretty.

Sissel: But, she’s already pretty.

Marcurio: Aww.

Sissel: Papa, you should wear makeup.

Marcurio: ...

Aurora Orianus: Savage.

[mishtiiiikrishnaa]