#source: wings

[incorrectcdfquotes]

Larten: Tell me one good reason I should not beat the hell out of you?

Darren: I’m on your medical plan?

[thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy]

A: Don’t you have any dignity, B?

B: Uh, no.

[totally-correct-mha]

Izuku: [about Katsuma] I’m going to teach him everything I know!

Bakugo: What’s he gonna’ do with the second half of his day?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: Okay, we'll be taking shifts starting with Tony and Quill.

Tony: Hold up, who made you road boss?

Stephen: I brought the hot chocolate and marshmallows.

Tony: I would follow this man to the ends of the earth

[incorrectclassicbookquotes]

Faust, about Margaret: I’ve actually come up with a great plan to get her to like me. See every time she goes out for the morning paper, I’ll be there. Every time she goes out to lunch, I’ll be there. Every time she pulls the shades down at night, I’ll be there.

Mephistopheles: And every time you come up for parole, I’ll be there.

[incorrectsistersgrimmquotes]

Relda: The rest of the family and I are going to New York this weekend and want to know if you could take care of the kids.

Jake: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that’s a big responsibility. What do I know about children?

Puck: I’m about to take off. Have you seen my backpack?

Jake: [hands Puck his backpack] I swear you’d lose your head if it wasn’t screwed on. [to Relda] I don’t know the first thing about taking care of a child. [to Puck] Where is your jacket? It’s really cold outside.

Puck: Forgot.

Jake: Here, take mine. [to Relda] Kids are a lot of work.

[okegom-incorrect-quotes]

MET: A guy from work is going out town this weekend and wanted to know if we could take care of his child.

KUROTSUNO: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a big responsibility. What do we know about children?

HANTEN: I'm leaving. Bag?

KUROTSUNO: *Hands Hanten her backpack* I swear you'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on. *To Met* I don't know the first thing about taking care of a child. *To Hanten* Where is your jacket? It's very cold outside.

HANTEN: Forgot.

KUROTSUNO: Here, take mine. *To Met* Kids are a lot of work.

[incorrect-du-quotes]

Eugene: Relax, I’ll get us out of this. 

Kirstoff: [in handcuffs] How? 

Eugene: [Motioning to the police officer] She’s a woman, I’m me... fill in the blanks. 

Kristoff: I don’t wanna’ to go to jail, Fitzherbert!