Kristoff and Eugene headcanons, please!
Let’s start with Kristoff:
Lost his parents at a young age and was adopted.
Sven is his extremely large dog that he found as a puppy shortly before his adoption. He’s a mutt with some definite Irish wolfhound features.
Originally his “Conversations” with Sven alarmed a few people. Not so much anymore, since he since proven himself one of the sanest people on campus.
Kristoff is also a member of the rugby team. Sven is the unofficial mascot.
Pretty much every game, Anna will be in the stands cheering her BF and his teammates on loudly enough to be heard above the rest of the audience.
He didn’t initially intend to befriend Eugene, it just sort of happened. Partly because their girlfriends are bff’s.
With all their shenanigans, he thinks it’s only a matter of time before he gets an ulcer.
He makes up one quarter of the school’s Auto Club. And thanks to that time he got oil stains on the campus library’s new carpet, he’s one of the main reasons the club’s well over their intended budget.
His roommate’s Naveen, who he thinks is kind of poncy, but decent. The first thing he said to Tiana after learning she was dating the guy was “You have my deepest sympathy.”
His survival skills are legendary. If you dropped him in the middle of the Rockies with nothing but the clothes on his back, within hours he’d have a lean-to, a fire, a net, and a fish cooking over said fire.
He loves to go camping and hiking, which gradually rubbed off on Anna and most of their friends.
Because of his large and extremely physically affectionate family, he sometimes has trouble with boundaries and personal space (Jim in particular has trouble with this).
Eugene and Aladdin tried to prank him once. ONCE.
He’s majoring in Biology, and plans to work as a forest ranger. He knows just about anything you could wish to know (and then some) about North American wildlife (he helped Elsa fix up the tank for her salamander).
He was one of the people in the classroom during the Green Boom (see Rapunzel’s headcanon).
He’s pretty good at sewing. He does a lot of mending to his own clothes. Naveen looked genuinely confused when he offered to fix his clothes. “Why? It’s much less time and effort to buy new ones. Why are you looking at me like that?”
They once got arrested. Don’t ask.
Has earned the ire of at least half the teachers on campus.
He and Aladdin are both vying for the position of Prank King.
The two are pretty good friends from their similar backgrounds. Like Al, Eugene lost his parents and stayed in the foster care system throughout his minority. Also like Al, he’s got a bit of a criminal record for theft and trespassing.
HE’s been on the straight and narrow (more or less) since he met Rapunzel.
He plans out huge celebrations for Rapunzel’s birthdays. They’re casual and fun without being crazy.
For his first few days in DU, he went by Flynn Rider just to see how long people would fall for it.
He once took a painting class just so he and Rapunzel would have something else to bond over. It didn’t work out the way he hoped.
He still calls Pascal a frog, just to annoy her.
His roommate’s Jim. And he has a tendency to get under his skin, usually just for the fun of it. Honestly though, he likes the guy.
He insists that he doesn’t catch colds. He is wrong.
He can’t keep a secret to save his life.
If allowed, he would eat nothing but cold cereal and porkchops.
He’s doing well enough with his grades, but at one point he had to clean up his act after using the “I can’t come to class because my Grannie’s funeral is today.” excuse one time too many.
The most expensive things he currently owns are: A 25 year-old Plymouth Acclaim, a bottle of Ralph Lauren cologne, and his laptop. In that order.
All joking aside, he’s a really caring, sensitive guy. He volunteers to read along with Belle, Aladdin, and Rapunzel to the kids at the homeless shelter.
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