Mar 18, 2019
Izuku: Here's an English grammar tip! Farther is used to describe physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!
Todoroki: *nods*
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Izuku: Here's an English grammar tip! Farther is used to describe physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!
Todoroki: *nods*
Duo: ASK ME if I give a fuck!
Heero: Do you give a fuck?
Duo: [takes off his sunglasses as sentimental piano music plays]
Duo: Of course I do, man. We’re friends.
Dele: Trent, not that I don’t appreciate your efforts, but where exactly did this money come from?
Trent: I did a thing.
Eric: A thing?
Trent: Best not to talk about the thing.
Hendo: We’ll talk about the thing later.
Derek: hey are you in the mood for a quickie?
Casey: wh-what?
Derek: yknow the little egg things?
Casey: ITS PRONOUNCED QUICHE!!
Silk: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Belgarath: *crouches down*
Velvet: *gets on knees*
Silk:
Silk: I hope you both die.
Syusuke: Bro, ASK ME if I give a fuck!
Yuta: Do you give a fuck?
*Syusuke takes off his sunglasses as sentimental piano music plays*
Syusuke: Of course I do, man. We’re brothers.
An Asexual: is being oppressed
All countries, waking up at 3am in a cold sweat, loading their guns: Something is wrong.
Janet: Life is full of risks, so if you don't take risks life is easier.
Jack: Life is full of risks, so take as many as you can.
Terri: Life is full of risks, so carry a knife everywhere.
Mr. Furley: I have no life.