sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.
love that dynamic in Deepthroat 9 where Sheriff Oboe is like "SQUART quit trying to sell KLINGON METH to the Bamongan Priests in MY promenade" and Quink is like "fuck you i want to kiss you with tongue so so so badly"
Quark can't say Fuck because Fuck is a valid ferengi name and he doesn't know what cousin Fuck did to the hu-mons that they say his name with such vitriol but Quark is proud of him for it
Do you think the Vulcans have a word for humans obsessed with Vulcans? Or would they just ignore them? I mean they have a word for naughty Vulcans it would only make sense they have a word for humans weak in the knees for some Vulcan co—
Blue boi Shran with “bend over and spread your legs”? Cause I'm down bad for the andorian
Holy hell. Yes plz. 👀 I’m down bad for the Andorian too, nonny, don’t you worry lol. This is gonna be quick and dirty because mini drabble. Based off a smut starter post here. If you want to request a mini drabble based off one of those starters, send me a character + one of the lines from the prompt. Cross-posted to my AO3 here.
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Blue lips slid down the side of my neck, sending shivers down my spine. A hand sliding up into my hair and forming a fist pulled my head back, baring more of my neck to the hunger and greed of nipping teeth. I had no doubt there would be marks I wouldn’t be able to hide under my uniform by the time night turned to morning.
“Is this what you wanted, pink skin?” Commander Shran murmured against my neck as his free hand wandered beneath my uniform to grope my breasts. My own hands grasped his shoulders desperately in an attempt to remain upright through his amorous onslaught. “Is this why you were so desperate to talk to me alone?”
His fingers pinched my nipple as his teeth scraped over my pulse point, making me gasp.
“Y-Yes, Commander. Please,” I answered, and a low rumble of almost laughter vibrated through his chest where my hands were now clutching at his uniform. Almost as quickly as he began, Shran pulled away from my neck and took a step back. I looked at him with confusion. The tent in the lower region of his clothing suggested he was still interested, and I got his answer when he lowered the zipper of my own uniform the rest of the way and helped me out of it. Without a word, he leaned against the wall behind him almost casually, raking his eyes shamelessly over my underwear-clad body as he pulled his cock free and stroked it slowly.
“Well, if you want me that badly, Lieutenant, then turn around and place your hands on the table,” he ordered, and I did so. “Good girl. Now bend over and spread your legs. I want to see what that pretty human slit looks like before it’s been stretched and filled by an Andorian cock.”
I know I’m a little late on this one, but better late than never! Enjoy!
Day 18: Come Slut
SoC prompt list here. SoC Masterlist here. Cross-posted to AO3 here.
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Thy’lek Shran (ST:ENT) x Reader, Keval (ST:ENT) x Reader, Tholos (ST:ENT) x Reader, Thon (ST:ENT) x Reader
[A/N: This is smut, so 18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI!!!]
Warnings: Interspecies sex, Human/Andorian sex, four blue bois + one Human, mentions of alien biology, oral sex (male receiving), mentions of oral sex (female receiving), vaginal sex, anal sex, dirty talk, kissing, handjobs, copious amounts of bodily fluids, they’re stealing us but in a legal(ish) way.
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“You’re sure that you’re comfortable with this?” Captain Archer had asked as we stepped out of the turbolift on our way to the docking airlock. “Given how little we know about their species, I’m sure nobody would blame you if you were a little uneasy about being alone on an Andorian ship.”
Soval bibi they could never make me hate you. My sweet little grandpa Vulcan you are so perfect to me I love you so much please let me put you in cowboy attire plzbplzxplzs. Please let me show you what I can do with my toes 😍 (I promise I’m medicated)
I need a fix with a Vulcan x fully unhinged reader, I’m not talking “omg I'm so crazy 😝🥺😈” I need them to see the true depths of obsession humans can go to “I carved your name into my arm bibi 😁☺️” type shii
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