Jun 19, 2018
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Tantrum Trump Takes to Twitter
It's a gorgeous day at Kennedy Space Center and Trump is being received by a massive crowd of about thirty people.
With Europe's The Final Countdown blaring in the background, he saunters onto an extravagantly campy stage, custom built just for him. The official countdown begins behind the scenes. Demonstrating patience as steadfast as folks experienced with the Terrible Twos, the grown-ups in charge of the operation give Trump a signal. He toddles across the shiny stage with childish exuberance and presses a laughably large, cartoon-like, grudgingly crafted, gold-plated button.
The ground shakes underfoot; the crowd of thirty gasps. All eyes to the sky.
Later that hour, Tantrum Trump takes to Twitter, lamenting the fact that despite such a historically yuge turnout, nobody paid any attention to his little extravamaganza during the launch.
Sad.
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Trump administration is hoping to shift money for Pell Grants for college education to fund new spending, including a $1.6 billion bump for NASA. Under a budget...
The road to SPACE FORCE! (and how it might pave over somebody’s higher education)
The Trump administration is hoping to shift money for Pell Grants for college education to fund new spending, including a $1.6 billion bump for NASA.
Under a budget amendment sent Monday evening to Congress, the administration would use an additional $1.9 billion in surplus Pell Grant money to fund other budget priorities, including an infusion of new cash for NASA “so that we can return to Space in a BIG WAY!” President Donald Trump tweeted.
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Donald Trump said the "sixth branch" of the military would be good for national security and jobs.
SPACE FORCE! IN COLOR!
President Donald Trump has ordered the US military to establish a sixth branch of its armed forces - a "space force".
The US president said on Monday it would bolster national security and the economy with the creation of jobs.
"It is not enough to merely have an American presence in space. We must have American dominance in space," Mr Trump said at the White House.
He also promised that the US would "return Americans to the Moon" and would eventually send people to Mars.
"I'm hereby directing the Department of Defense and Pentagon to immediately begin the process necessary to establish a space force as the sixth branch of the armed forces," Mr Trump announced, moments after he discussed US and German approaches to immigration .
Hey, Tumblr news gang? I think I know where he got the idea.
Laugh if you like, but you’ll be laughing out the other side of your ass when America defeats Zorak once and for all.