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Imagine: you take your monster partner to the local street fair/street dance and they just... dont get it.

Is the child's face paint a ritual marking? Why are people eating cotton?

Idk itd be funny to me

Alien!boyfriend who is mesmerized by everything around him. He's always awestruck by the wonders of earth, but sometimes... Things are a bit too weird for him. And that's exactly what happens when you bring him to the local fair. At first everything is new and exciting. He looks like he wants nothing more than to explore every single thing this place offers. He wants to go on all the rides (especially the love tunnel, he wants to try that one with you).

But before that, you bring him to the food section. And everything goes a bit to shit after that. He's so confused by people eating... cotton? ("Why are those people eating that?! That's not safe for human consumption!") He tries candy apples, and almost spits them out, why would somebody cover a nice apple in warm candy? Are humans okay? Hot dogs? He thought humans didn't eat dogs! You told him he couldn't eat the neighbor's dog! He gets so worked up with the "human inconsistency" that you have to walk away from the food court, almost choking on your breath because you laugh so hard at everything he says.

The next area is no better, though. It has some throwing games that he finds incredibly disturbing. Why are people throwing balls so another human can fall into cold water? That seems too cruel even for him. There's kids painting their faces. Is that some kind of ritual you didn't tell him about? They look terrifying to be honest. ("A clown? What the fuck is a clown!? That looks like he's going to kill you! It's not funny! Stop laughing!"). When he sees the shooting games, he insists on trying, and gets incredibly frustrated when he doesn't win. It gets even worse when you try and win a big plushie. He doesn't understand why you won it. What a shitty war price after shooting so well. It's not even armor!