#spaceblood

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at trial

Himiko: your honour, I'm simply just a girl

Rando Lawyer: You killed over 20 people!!

Ochaco, Himiko's lawyer: god forbid women have hobbies

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Himiko: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??

Dabi: What the hell do you do?

Himiko: I die? What kinda question...

Or, alternatively

Katsuki: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??

Eijiro: What the hell do you do?

Katsuki: I die? What kinda question...

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Spinner: Are we really going to let Toga keep that Uraraka girl?

Dabi: You let me keep Hawks.

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Himiko: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Ochaco: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

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*about to go on a rescue mission*

Ochaco: You look mentally ill.

Himiko: I am. Let’s go.

Or, alternatively

Hawks: You look mentally ill.

Touya: I am. Let's go.

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Ochaco, watching Himiko: Ah yes. The mysterious and beautiful Toga Himiko, so demure… so cute...

Izuku: … I wonder what sort of melodic sounds this wonderful being makes?

Himiko: *screaming*

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Himiko: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Ochaco: … You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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Ochaco: So, what’s Himiko's type?

Neito: Big eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, mochi lover.

Ochaco: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends...

Neito: Did I mention oblivious?

Ochaco: Yeah, why?

Neito: Okay, just making sure.