Space Exploration: Potholing Edition
Everything had started with a single, innocent observation.
“Wow, that’s a big portal.”
Now it had taken five minutes for Wheatley to stop screaming.
The day had begun like any other. The core wandered the steadily decaying corridors of Aperture’s Research and Development wing, always coming full circle back to the immense chamber he called home. When he returned today, however, he had a small surprise. Well, a large one, as it turned out. Usually the sporadic portals created by his multiverse generator were standard size— ovals no larger than a household door, scattered by the dozens up and down any available surface of the laboratory. The portal he found today was ten times that size and had absorbed many of it’s smaller siblings, creating a portal akin to a warehouse door devouring the western wall like a neon-trimmed portrait.
Then something came barrelling through and turned his world upside-down.
Wheatley was only able to absorb the aftermath now. The cacophony of destruction that came alongside a large object smashing into his humble abode had been carrying on for some time, but when it dimmed enough for him to realise he had been screaming for so long, he finally choked his vocal processor out into a frightened whimper. It took some courage to crack open his scarred shutters, acutely aware of the stuttering shake plaguing his system, and drink in the destruction beneath him.
He had no idea what he was looking at. It was like a giant rusted heap stitched together, dominating most of the floor space and thankfully wedged to a stop inches from smashing the precious generator console in the glass booth tucked in the corner. Thick electrical cables had been cut-- by the thing, by the metal rafters now snapped helter-skelter amongst chunks of shaken free concrete walls-- and snapped like angry vipers, arcing bright bursts of live power between one another. There were a few hollow clunks still ringing out as the last of the rubble fell from somewhere in the featureless darkness that was the extended ceiling of the chamber, bouncing off the top of the metal intruder.
It took some courage, but gradually the shaken core began to inch down the wobbling management rail that once wrapped the entire chamber. He’d lost half of it now, snapped by the metal thing. He was stranded on the wrong side, his access to the door lost, and he could only coast down a crumpled line of rail a few yards. The track had broken off its cables after that and hung so low that it brushed the floor before it broke off entirely into sad, scattered remains.
“... um. Hello?” A hesitant Bristol accent crackled out as the metal ball cautiously examined the thing from above, his iris contracted half-sized, creating an intense ball of blue centred in the cracked lens. A quick glance flitted to the massive portal still up on the wall; an alien world stretched as far as his zoom could see, the turf churned up like whatever this thing was that crashed, it must’ve skidded over the ground almost a mile until it hit the facility. He had no idea what the portal must’ve been stuck to on the planet; the side of a building? A boulder? An entire bloody mountain?
Usually he marvelled his rare glimpses of the Outside, let alone one so large, but he dismissed it to pivot his optic down onto the metal wreckage again. Was it alive? A massive robot [or at least massive in comparison to a basket-ball sized metal ball stuck on a broken rail] of some kind? It looked in worse condition than him, and he was a neglected mess.
He’d have to be careful. Make first contact diplomatically.
“You don’t happen to have insurance, do you? Because, wow, you’ve absolutely destroyed my room. It’s, ha, it’s... actually pretty serious. I know, getting into civil matters right off the bat might seem callous, but if we get it out of the way NOW, maybe get some sort of-of paperwork started, throw around some numbers, if we do that NOW then we... we, uh...
... er, are you alive? Am I talking to myself?”