#spaceverse

[therapist-for-spaceverse-gimmick]

what? You all need it, don’t lie, stop trying to run away. That’s not cool.

now tell me, why?

SHIT STOP CRYING

@ people below 👇

@crystalsandbubbletea @pennyroyald and @mronion <- you three run like half of the spaceverse sooooo and I don’t even know most- :,)

@the-moon-called-cyst @hygiea-official

@official-milky-way @yeah-im-scorpio

you know what- I can’t tag all of the spaceverse- GIMMICKS please come :,)

[mitspeiler]

when I run ttrpgs I tend to create a Wretched Man for my players to hate. Not like a sexyman (desirable to tumblr) or like a nastyman (desirable specifically to my friend chesca) but like a guy that just fucking sucks to hang around

In my underdark dnd campaign it was Zach Baggins, a parody of Zach Bagans who was a halfling. He was honestly kinda fun, a grating peprsonality but easily led and nothing malicious about him. My players hated him almost unreasonably though, but that was fun for me. He went on to invent cinema

In my ursha game that I eventually rejiggered into the filmverse, the Wretched Man was Kevin Ngyuen. He was a stereotypical jock with buried yandere tendencies. he became a kind of weird voluntary slave for the cult-leader PC. Her player wrote an ending for Kevin in which he got isekaied and hit with the trans beam. Kevin survives as Kevin Hei in the filmverse where he now simps for Mindy in an echo of his original arc

In my space based DnD game my Wretched Man was Skurret Rattano, a particularly vile mixture of Travis Bickle, Scout from TF2, and every anime pervert character. he's the worst person so far and the mention of his name in my servers is like throwing a live grenade

Probably my favorite out of the bunch is Jensen Leach. He's on the opposite side of the spectrum from Skurret I think. A subtle Wretched Man. He's not an over the top sexist or completely delusional. He's just kind of a banal idiot. His personal views are vaguely libertarian but he votes democrat. He thinks girl gamers are more rare and beautiful than a unicorn. He gets into fights with 13 year olds about star wars lore. He gets the power fantasy of being isekaied to Areatam but is turned into a bug in the process so no harem for him. Technically. I plan for him to marry a sapient hive of honeybees and be condemned to an eternity in hell together

[totally-callisto]

... How the fuck do I do this?

...

Do I just say "I wish to prevent Triton, Rhea, and Titania from dying", or something like tha-

*Woe, Callisto going back in time*

... Huh

[venus-for-real]

*revives you and returns your ability to go aphrodite mode*

...

@mercury-the-swift, come on, we're going back to the Solar System

[mother-of-evil-chaos]

...

Seems like I'm back...

What an idiot Sol is :)

[lightkepler]

Oh- um, hello… Do you need anything?

Welcome!

This is a spaceverse blog based on the planet Kepler-51 d and is run by @neoninglitchen

Any pronouns when referring to the character and he/him for op. please remember this blog is run by a minor!!! thank you!

im pretty new to this so im not really the best but i’ll try! not really sure what to add…

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[astro-news]

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(+intro post)

Hello, and welcome to Astronews. The one news network you can trust.. In space. I'm your host,*static*, and I'm stranded here. The sun still exists. And, more importantly-- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!