#spain things

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Cadiz!!!

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Mierda

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Today I was talking to a group of four students and we were talking about gen z/ gen alpha slang and they were like "do you know what skibidi means- do you know what negative aura is" and I was like yes lol and then one of them (my students are all Spaniards, I'm an English teacher) asked "Do you know what edging is?" And I was like "Excuse me??" and then he says "Do you know what Gooning is?" And I was like "I'm not explaining this it's not school appropriate lol" Bc I thought he was just continuing the talk abt the slang and not actually asking what it meant and I thought he was just fucking with me and then I was talking to other students and I could hear them explaining to him that he just asked the teacher what edging and gooning was and what those mean (in Spanish) and he was like 😧🫣🤢🤦‍♂️

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ALSO I was dancing on this guy in the club and he was really hot and like 6'6 and then when we were moving to another club he was like I'm an MLB player and I was like lol no I doubt it (also all this is happening in Spanish) and he literally shows me the teams insta and it's like "we're happy to announce a contract with him" AND THEN while we were walking through the center of the city these guys recognized him and asked for a picture so we were like. Okay damn. I guess it is real. He was really hot too and he asked for my number but I think he has a baby bc his screen saver was a baby. When I asked he said it was his brother OR that it was his brothers baby he would not answer the question which leads me to believe that it's just his baby

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Store bought corn tortillas in Spain taste like nothing -_-

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Madrid has lesbian bars 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

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MADRID FOREVER BABY!!!!