#spam-1997

[experimentalxfilm-archived]

Closed RP with @spam-1997

This wasn’t good. Absolutely nothing about the current situation was something to smile about.

While doing a routine book shelving at the library, Amelia had tripped on the ground and fallen down into…somewhere that was definitely not Earth. And it wasn’t a dream either, considering she had pinched herself multiple times now.

It was a cybernetic world, filled with people and things that represented things on the internet. At least that was somewhat familiar. And her phone had transformed into a dazzler that could daze and stun enemies, so at least she had that.

For now, however, Amelia had ducked into an empty street, populated by only some ads and a lone dumpster. She sighed to herself, finally alone for the first time in a while. Now she could finally think about getting home…

[3easypaymentsof1997]

@spam-1997​

@number-1-rated-salesman1997​

@number1salesman1997​

[[Better than Pay-Per-View]] !!!

[universalcarnival]

@spam-1997​ 

— “ ... I-I’m sorry, I don’t have any... Money... fahaha. ”

[starredfame]

@spam-1997

𝚘𝚑 𝚖𝚢, 𝚘𝚑 𝚖𝚢. 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?

the robot is quite confused as to the... thing, he sees before him, small dots blinking around as he tries to figure out what the monster is, he’s never seen him before.

𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚝, 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐?

[hxzelwallflower]

😊🤎 !!

( 🌻 ) - :: Insert crying cat meme here That's such a sweet compliment, thank you!!

[dremrr]

     THERE’S A YOUNG lightner standing not too far from spamton, their hands rummaging around in their pockets as though they’re looking for something. when they come back out with nothing to show for their search, shoulders rise & fall in a shrug as their red gaze looks back at the other’s.

     ❝     i, uh ... don’t have any ... kromer. i’m not really interested in all of this, to begin with.    ❞     /     @spam-1997​ [ sc. ]

[hxzelwallflower]

❝ I AIN'T ABOVE PUNCHING RATS! ❞ he was literally fighting maus earlier--

❝ They are more afraid of you then you are of them , but God forbid you touch one because they are crawling with illness . At least the wild ones are , and don't even get me started on roof rats ! ❞

[biigsh0t]

" * HeY HEY FELLAS WHAT ARE WE [ Make it stop-- the BURNING!! ]?? CAN I [ Press F1 For Help ]??? " He doesn't remotely know what's going on but he is already offering a flame from his flame ring...

As soon as the jerry-can was empty Spamjo threw it over his shoulder and off to some other part of the scrapyard. The surprised meow and hiss of a tasque is heard shortly after, along with some distant panicked scurrying. *"SPAZ... Y0U EVER- EVeR WONDER WHERE OUR [[Hyperlink Blocked]]- OUR [[Hyperlink-]] OU R F#$!ING [[Hyper-]] RRRRRRRRR." He's grinding his teeth hardcore. Oh no. You're gonna have to get a little more creative with this one, Spamjo. *"EVER WONDER [[Where Do Babies Come From?]]- N O." NO! *"OUR. [[Creative Writing]]. &...[[Dialogue Trees]]. C0me. FROM...?"