#spamfiles

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They finally got around to flagging one of my posts. I tried to post a pic about it, but they frigging flagged it.

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My cat is named Veronica. If she could use email, this is exactly the type of thing she’d say. Except more desperate.

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Annnnnnnnd it begins.

The baby does have nipples, although I’m not sure they’re female presenting nipples. Since it’s a frigging baby and you can’t tell.

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It just wouldn’t be spam if we didn’t have one more cancer widow here. I guess she doesn’t actually say she has cancer here, but come on. “Last wish”? She’s so dying.

What an appropriate note to end on.

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The latest trend has been emails asking me to confirm my “unsubscribe”. Usually by clicking a link.

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Wow. We could play another game of Spot The Red Flag. I bet the first thing he asks for is your bank account info.

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Let’s play Spot The Red Flags:

1. “Customer”. These places never call you customer. They call you by the name on your account.

2. The wording is off. Not a lot, but who says “your payment information we hold on record”?

3. They didn’t capitalize the name of their own company. Only once, but still.

4. I don’t actually have a Netflix account. Pretty big red flag.

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Okay, I have the opposite problem. If I take this, I’ll go full yeti.