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oh dear

shitty oc🥱

Spamish

idk how i just now realized that an orchestral version of bohemiam rhapsody is playing in the coffee shop

okay so i decided to be Beelzebub for halloween (instead of Crowley) because

a) let's face it they're kinda cooler

b) more obscure, it would be a funny old world if lovely went around having recognizable halloween costumes

c) i'm not feeling red hair rn

BICYCLE SHOE STRINGS

reasons why Crowley is me:

-demon

-jaded

-trauma

-religious abuse

-cool wings

-not a human but human shaped

-no gender but good at Looking Very Gender

-sub

-likes plants

-expert piner

-likes humanity hates humans

-kind to good people and children and animals

-Walk Walk Fashion Baby

-"i know what YOU smell like"

-"big spooky lover, me."

-insists he's not actually that nice of a person

-queer af

-knows biblical lore better than the average bible fan

-".. because humans are weird and that's how it works"

-Saunter™

-sprawling on furniture (it's because i have bad joints and probably a garbage spine and sitting normally is very painful)

-Autism

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