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@Spammyjazzhands: Ted Nugent kicked down the stall door, the guitar solo blasting but not fully stopping the ravages of herpes. #NaNoWriMoOpeners via #NaNoWriMoOpeners Twitter Search November 05, 2017 at 03:43AM

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@Spammyjazzhands: The hot wind scoured the desolated highway, a train passed overhead. Robert Case had to poop. #NaNoWriMoOpeners via #NaNoWriMoOpeners Twitter Search November 01, 2016 at 11:12PM

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@Spammyjazzhands: The soldier listened to the cannonade, interspersed between machine gun fire, the calypso music was coming closer #NaNoWriMoOpeners via #NaNoWriMoOpeners Twitter Search November 01, 2016 at 11:09PM

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@Spammyjazzhands: The Cowboy fired his gun into the ceiling, which was glass, and loudly proclaimed "I'm with Her" then WestWorld began. #NaNoWriMoOpeners via #NaNoWriMoOpeners Twitter Search November 01, 2016 at 11:07PM

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@Spammyjazzhands: The flames flickered, Wildman lit a cigar as Raqqa was liberated. He had fought for so long, would his hot wife remember?#NaNoWriMoOpeners via #NaNoWriMoOpeners Twitter Search November 17, 2015 at 10:01PM

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@Spammyjazzhands: The Artificial Intelligence began inserting the pictures into DoD documents. Fugelmemes would change the nature of combat #NaNoWriMoOpeners via #NaNoWriMoOpeners Twitter Search November 01, 2015 at 11:23AM

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@Spammyjazzhands: "First, I am not your sweetie and no, I will not smile more." Richard Dawkins said to the assembled students and Royalty. #NaNoWriMoOpeners via #NaNoWriMoOpeners Twitter Search November 01, 2015 at 10:40AM