#spankerman

[moonmoonthecrabking]

npmd tgwdlm fic where max and pete got infected at the touring production of mamma mia and maybe they were the last ones to turn and were briefly gay about it who knows

[zp3nc3r-und3r5c0r3]

one of these days i’m gonna outline all the ways in which max jägerman/peter spankoffski are vastly superior to max/richie and you bozos will regret putting that fuck shit on my dash

[petes-5yr-cocoa]

went on a tear the other day,,, think i mighta been onto something

[v4nt4bl4ck]

Michie this lautski that what about the main babygirls of this whole thing

[moonmoonthecrabking]

hey!!

if you’re willing, i’m curious to hear your thoughts on max x pete!! the ship is kinda compelling to me, i feel like they would have such an interesting dynamic (i’m almost positive you’ve mentioned the ship before)

hi!!

i LOVE them. i feel like the potential dynamic is so fun. pete is a bit of a snarky asshole and max is a lot of an asshole. my vision for them is like they end up at college together and are assigned roommates and forced proximity trope. max starts to realise that he's actually kinda funny and grows to appreciate his absolute audacity, while he starts to open up to pete. pete actually... laughs at his jokes?? and kinda understands him??? and he's kinda hot??? and fuck is he into max jagerman?? he's not bullying people anymore, he's been mellowing out a bit... but max fucking jagerman. they become friends and max apologises (pete does make fun of him for bullying him and max does mock him but in a it's their love language way) and they hook up and figure out that. oh shit. they're into each other.

anyway i love them so much i think they should date thank you for letting me ramble ab them

[hatchetfield-rarepair-week]

what pair is your icon? i recognize pete, but idk of the other guy is max or richie?

its max and pete! spankerman (hehe) drawn by the lovely @whowillprayforyou (i think thats the right blog lmao sorry dean!)