A small room filled with investors, each one wearing a suit more expensive than the one next to him.
Welcome, all Patriots who have come to this exclusive presentation. By the end of this meeting you all will have decided that the Spartan Program is the best investment you or your clients could ever make.
A man, 6'6 muscular hunk, enters the room and stands in front of the crowd, hands behind his back and chest pushed forward proudly.
Here you see Spartan Guard SG46R, been in the Program for just over eight months. He's been very responsive to the Program, just like every recruit who declares his desire to become a Guard. We can assure you that our methods have a basically 100% success rate - every recruit that comes into the Program ends up looking like this beautiful stud.
Can you imagine how he looked before becoming a Guard?
Images flash on the wall behind the stage, they show SG46R from before joining the program - standing on a college campus and in a crowd as part of an anti-government protest.
We have the power to turn any man into a statue of American Masculinity, a beacon of Spartan Conservatism.
Each Guard follows a uniform set of principles, and works every day to protect and spread American Values. That means no matter if you're from Galva, Illinois or Lockesburg, Arkansas you can be sure that your local Guard will act exactly as advertised.
The Guard on stage loudly joins his legs together and salutes the investors.
This Guard defends American Masculinity. This Guard exists to serve America. His goal is to spread Spartan Conservatism.
As you can see, the Guard on display is eager to do his job. And it is the only thing he will ever want to do, thanks to the Program.
Murmuring can be heard in between the investors, intrigued by the presentation.
And if you invest any substantial amount into the program you can be sure that your priorities will become a part of the Spartan Program's priorities. Of course, the Program seeks out investors who share its ideological roots - it is beneficial to publicly declare support for Spartan Conservatism before investing - but with that requirement fulfilled the Guards in your local will be reprogrammed so as to serve your needs as well as the needs of America.
So if you are a business owner in rural America and you need the safety of your enterprise assured, start your partnership with the Spartan Program. You provide the funds, we provide Guards with a level of loyalty and obedience unmatched by anyone else.
The Guard on stage once again saluted.
Invest in the Spartan Program and this Guard may become your obedient officer.
The room erupts with applause.
The Spartan Program is proud of its cooperation with corporate clients. The Spartan Program does not confirm any false accusation that its Guards are programmed to serve corporate interests.