#spastics

[eccetonna]

[vanityzorz]

Smilllleee 😄 @lzy25t @courtyjc @eltoro13_hanson #smile #spastics #family

[pawnsequalkings]

Being in a meeting with HER.

[ayylmaoimgoodatthis-blog]

Your turn Godspouses

So. I completly forgot about these spastics.

How does it feels like to excuse your lack of social skills by saying you are married to a fictional being? Get a real guy.  Man these fetishes are running rampant.

[cetas-blog]

Retards

The word slaves have invaded my inbox with their retardedness. With their spaz fits.

“You must say things like 'micturate', 'defecate', 'intercourse'. You can't say things like 'pissing' and 'shitting' and 'fuck'.”

I am not your word slave, catholic time terrorists.

[a-compendium-of-stuff]

A lieutenant and hi cheif are driving in their firetruck one day, when suddenly 3 spastics in wheelchairs come flying out of an alleyway and give chase. The chief notices and says “oi quick we’re being followed!” So the lieutenant speeds up. However they can’t lose ten so the chief says “slam your brakes on!” And he does. As one careens into te back of the firetruck he falls from his chair. But the other two won’t give up. “Quick turn here!” The chief yells as the firetruck takes a sharp right, sending one of the spastics off down a hill. But the final one just won’t give up so the chief tells the lieutenant to pull over. When he does he jumps out of the firetruck and says “the fuck do you want spastic?” But the spastic just replies… “Raspberry ripple please”

My dad was where i first heard this

[pure-shite]

From our last week of activities#takemeback #family #of #spastics

[gingexxxx]

FUCKING HATE LIFE RIGHT NOW