#spawnprowls

[mushroom-filled-unknownentity]

Feeling extra nonhuman rn.

Just got an ear shift and everything.

Wowza.

This is bazinga awesome sauce

[mushroom-filled-unknownentity]

Me: I've been hungrier and more tired lately. It's strange; I'm not usually like this. I wonder what's up?

The humble hibernation season:

[mushroom-filled-unknownentity]

I've remembered yet another sign of alterhumanity in my younger self!! And it fits into my previous post about grooming! (For context: I made a post about wanting to groom =p)

Basically, I used to actually groom (or at least tried to) when I was a hatchling. Like, I mean, literally licking the back of my paw/hand and rubbing it on my face.

Huh.

Fellas, was that what you'd call creature maxxing?/j/silly

[mushroom-filled-unknownentity]

I am supposed to be a wild animal. A feline, at that.

And, yet,

I'm not better than the common dog.

Translation: Peanut butter Ouagh smooth peanut butter... Yummy

[mushroom-filled-unknownentity]

I am a wild, feral beast

I have claws, I bite, I gnaw, and scratch

I prowl, I hunt and stalk.

I cannot and will never be domesticated or tamed,

I will not be caged and if I am I will fight and claw and bite until my last-

OH MY GODS, IS THAT SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM??!!

[mushroom-filled-unknownentity]

I love that my species (Canada Lynx) are so elusive but I also hate it because it's so hard to find info about my own kind; and there's not a lot there. I can barely teach myself how to act as I should.

[mushroom-filled-unknownentity]

Wet Beast Wednesday!! >_<

I had a nap today.

'Twas meant to be 30 minutes.

I woke up almost 2 hours later...

Is that feline/dragon coded? I'm considering it as such.

[mushroom-filled-unknownentity]

Me: *Eating chocolate & chocolate flavoured foods, cheese, ice cream, whipped cream (from off my drinks) drinking milk, milkshakes (especially/usually chocolate), and dairy of all kinds* "Mm myam myam num myam num. I love chocolate and milk and dairy. Myam myam myam. If I couldn't have dairy, I'd cry."

*My Brain:* 'You're literally a (non-human) animal. You're literally a feline. You shouldn't be eating these. These should be making you sick and you could be dying of indigestion and other digestion related fatalities.'

"...Well, damn. Anyway!" "Myam myam num num num myam. I love chocolate and dairy and dairy and--"