#spc varney

[mallcordial]

would anyone be able to create a deep-fake vid of me being fed on by spc varney?

[bl00dwrites]

SPC VARNEY PRE-RELATIONSHIP & RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

CW: [ mdni ] may include talks about bleeding / feeding on blood, slight nsfw, some may be a bit weird (?).

A/N: hii everyone! this is my first ever fanfic post n my first time writing summat like this ahaha so pls enjoy <3

original written and posted content of @bl00dwrites, do not STEAL, PLAGIARISE or USE TO TRAIN AI. @bl00dwrites © 2026.

PRE-RELATIONSHIP / COURTING STAGE

.⋆♱⃓ cannot be casual about you, doesn't even try to hide that he is interested in you, seeks you out wherever you go and honestly... stalkerish. but still somehow hot? can you blame him, really, he only wants to look out for you.

.⋆♱⃓ gifts you trinkets as if he's a crow, anything you've been eyeing or have expressed interest in. you just have to want it and it'll be yours the very next day.

.⋆♱⃓ oddly protective, not just physically trying to guard you all the time, but also if there's any perceived threat at all – he's immediately there. car broke down in the middle of the road? you don't even have to let him know, he'll be there to help you.

.⋆♱⃓ he WILL constantly maintain eye contact, it might be weird for you but he will keep staring and he physically cannot look away from your eyes. when you're talking he'll steadily stare at you, he'll stare at you even when you're unaware or busy doing something. if you ask him if anything's the matter with your face for him to be staring at you like that, he'll just either laugh it off or tell you it's cause you're so enchanting to him.

.⋆♱⃓ kind of intense about how you smell. day-to-day smells of your shampoo, your detergent / clothes softener, your body lotion, your perfume, anything at all. he can and will locate you easily just by your smell, and is very appreciative of the smells in general. your smell indicates to him when you're ovulating or menstruating, and he'll take action accordingly. he's more in tune with your monthly cycle than your app!

RELATIONSHIP / LIVING TOGETHER STAGE

.⋆♱⃓ he loves loves LOVES using petnames for you. angel, doll, princess, he might even give you an obscure petname or something that's based on an inside joke between you two, or even a teasing petname.

.⋆♱⃓ carefully brings up the topic of kinks to you, he's really kinky (ofc, he's a vampire) but somehow managed to fly under your radar for so long. most definitely is into some asphyxiation, and loves to drink from you during sex, it turns him on all the more. has put his handcuffs on you multiple times / loves pinning your wrists whenever possible. sometimes he'll keep his uniform on.

.⋆♱⃓ doesn't like the smell of garlic obviously but if your favourite food has garlic in it, and you're upset / having a bad day, he WILL put on gloves and a mask just to prepare your fav dish. this is one of his love languages, acts of service – especially cooking.

.⋆♱⃓ pushes you to be healthier, if you're anaemic he'll make you take iron tablets and iron rich foods. he will make you workout, in fact he'll join you while working out. will highly recommend that you swap out the sugars for some other sweeteners but won't make you do that if you don't want to, however he will stop you from having too many sugary treats in a day.

.⋆♱⃓ whenever the topic of turning you into a vampire comes up, he tells you there's still time. that you can live your life out as a human for as long as you'd like before both of you finally decide that the time has come. similarly, he won't ask you to marry him if you don't suggest it first. however, he will tell you that marriage has tax benefits and you should probably get married to him though.

divider credits: @uzmacchiato @droideplane

GIF credit: @fandomsmeantheworldtome

[hecubus]

thomo and his hungry partner 🧛🏻

[not-xpr-art]

SPC Varney 🩸 Fanart

(04/2026)

if they didn't want me to become obsessed with the vampire they shouldn't have given him adorable puppy dog eyes lol

[putasockinit6254]

Quick little thing from today since I've been loving Inside no. 9 recently!

[har3-brain3d]

As an occasionally anaemic bitch, I feel compelled to write a cutesy Varney/Reader fic about that. Is that weird or...?

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

i lied. stakeout edits helloooooo

[luxris]

“but my story…well, it’s as old as time itself." 🩸