#spcu

[v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n]

PT 3 Of my South Park super hero AU! Basic introduction-

Villains!

Leopold ‘Butters’ Stotch aka Professor Chaos! Age-16

Heidi Turner aka Siren! Age-17

Red McArthur aka Morph! Age-16

Dougie O’Connel aka General Disarray Age-14

Scott Tenerman! Aka Scotty age-22

[hostbusters]

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OH BOYS ITS FINALLY HERE!! @sharkpuppyofficial @sharkpuppymusic

During the early days of the Shark Puppy Discord, we’d greet newbies by saying “server party!” until someone misread it as “sewer party” and that became our new greeting. Now any new member gets a big SEWER PARTY welcome! And my opinion of Pennywise in the Shark Puppy AU was that he’s a fuckboi rapper called P3NNYW1SE so... Here’s an AMAZINGLY AWFUL collab between P3NNYW1SE and Richie Tozier of Shark Puppy (also featuring the wonderful Chloe Harvey @melziemelody ) about fucking people’s dads and cannibalism -- all to an early 90′s groove! 

Album art by the lovely Freddie @birdsatthequarry and lyrics below the cut! (Warning, explicit!!)

I’m back! I’m Pennywiser, Been years since I last ate and you’re an appetizer, I’ve been laying dormant underground, you don’t know what you’ve woken, You best not make a fuckin’ sound, unless you want your skull broken! 

If you’re not scared yet, I don’t know what’s wrong with ya, I’m done hibernating so I’ve come back and I’ve come back stronger, I got an itch to scratch, if you scratch my itch, I’ll drag you down into my layer and make you my fuckin’ bitch,

Jeffrey Dahmer ain’t got nothing on me, Use your blood to flavour my coffee, I don’t got no standards, I’ll feast on fuckin’ anything, Motherfuckers line up, it’s like a banquet fit for a king!  I’ll drag you by your neck right down to the sewer, If you’re lucky you won’t end up on my skewer, Inflate your guts and tie it like a balloon animal, Fuck your dinner parties, I’m a fuckin’ cannibal!

[CHORUS] If you’re feelin’ brave tonight, come on down and get a bite, Don't be scared just follow me, those lights will set you free, Just when the bass about to drop, like balloons we’ll pop-pop off, It’s a Sewer Party, come join the Sewer Party! 

Welcome to the Sewer Party, assholes, I knew you’d come! Just like I did when I beat your mom’s cheeks like a drum, It’s a tough gig, being so hot to all the sexes, You can imagine the list of all my exes, Is somehow even longer than the length of my dick, Cos my double-swingin’ dong goes in more than just chicks! I may be blind, but I can still fuck your dad right, Got your girlfriend seeing stars, boyfriend seeing Deadlights,

There’s not just one clown, there’s two! And the other’s name is Trashmouth, Just talking my flat ass off ‘til a motherfucker lash out, I don’t have a personality, I just listen to Smash Mouth, Gotta play all my cards right, so this Joker can still cash out, Richie, Richin’, I’m bitchin’ about these haters, See you later, alligator, you’re a chronic masturbator,  Got a dick so big even your mom struggles with the size, You say “Beep Beep, Richie! It’s time for P3NNYW1SE!” 

Beep beep, it’s time to reap reap, fuckers! You can meet your maker if you get down into the sewers, Don’t stop feeding me, my stomach needs filling,  And I can think of a few more fucks that really need their blood spilling, I’m killing, I’m thrilling, I’m grilling, but mostly killing, You think I give a single shit if you’re not willing? To get down in the sewer, I’ll pull you down there, If you like it or not, I don’t fucking care, If you drown, bitch, I’m a motherfucking clown, bitch! Just take one, two, three, four, then you won’t frown, bitch! I’ll get you higher than helium, we don’t gotta stop, We’ll float up to the atmosphere, and then we’ll go pop-pop-pop! 

[CHORUS]

Welcome to the Sewer Party!  If you’re a dumb loser looking to just get murdered, I know just the place for you!

This. Club. Has. Everything:  Two ugly clowns, some rats that sing, A bottomless pit, a topless twink, But not the kind of top you think, A teen werewolf, some shoes with toes, A 30 year old ex ready to propose, Two halves of a girl separated from each other, And a fella who may or may not have fucked your mother, And a whole lot of drugs, well that’s a given, And a one-armed kid DJ joins the competition, For the weirdest, maddest, club in town, We’re talkin’ bout the Sewer Party, come get down! 

I think I took one too many Poppers… What do you mean that was just helium?

[CHORUS X3 UNTIL FADEOUT]

[reddieownsmyass]

[itcouldwaysbestranger]

So... maybe i learned how to use garage band solely to do this because i want to fucking cover this song and shark puppy.....

[itchapter3]

richie and eddie get in a fight and eddie suggests a song called ‘richie tozier cries during sex’ but mike ben and bill all just start high fiving richie in solidarity

[rhaenyras-strap-warmer]

beverly marsh covering grlwood. you’re welcome

[snoopynatural]

Your Blood on my Broken Glasses (Stick Around) by Shark Puppy

written by Richie Tozier

[goodnight-socialiite]

Shark Puppy Voice headcanons:

I keep thinking about what each member of Shark puppy would sound like when they sing. Since like, half of the kids cast can sing like no motherfucker knows, this is more like when they’re in their twenties.

Bill: Turntan from Hippo Campus, best example would be their song Simple Season -> Right Here. It has this comfortable falsetto, this pleasant drawl, and a little growly imperfection, ugh, yeah that’s Big Bill. 

Stan: I think Stan can sing like its no one’s business, and he sounds like Matt Maltese, which can sometimes not vibe well with Shark Puppy’s sound, but he;s really versatile and makes it work. Even If It’s a Lie is what Stan’s voice and piano playing is like

Eddie: I feel like would be the one with the voice that is completely different to his speaking voice, It’s really deep and smooth, like Phum Viphurit. Here’s this stripped version of Lover Boy, that best emulates what I’m thinking. Maybe Phum’s voice is a better headcanon for Richie’s voice. ugh i don’t know.

Richie: Dan Avidan from Ninja Sex Party? I know that Finn sings, but I can’t get this headcanon out of my mind. A fantastic example would be his cover of Rocket man -> Here. His voice is unique, but undeniably attractive. I think its also funny that Finn Wolfhard and Dan Avidan are buddies!

Beverly: Hayley Williams from Paramore, or King Princess. I love both of their voices, but Hayley Williams definitely has a larger range. but i feel like her stage presence and vibe is more like King Princess, like her performance on SNL

Mike: Obvi, Chosen Jacobs can sing, but my headcanon is leslie odom jr, especially based on his cover of a song called “Guilty Ones”. It’s so beautiful, I think Mike has the most versatile voice, and has the range, darling.

In this headcanon, Ben is the manager, but I feel like he sounds like the guy from Civil Wars, and sometimes he performs with the band.