#spcu

[v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n]

PT 3 Of my South Park super hero AU! Basic introduction-

Villains!

Leopold ‘Butters’ Stotch aka Professor Chaos! Age-16

Heidi Turner aka Siren! Age-17

Red McArthur aka Morph! Age-16

Dougie O’Connel aka General Disarray Age-14

Scott Tenerman! Aka Scotty age-22

[hostbusters]

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OH BOYS ITS FINALLY HERE!! @sharkpuppyofficial @sharkpuppymusic

During the early days of the Shark Puppy Discord, we’d greet newbies by saying “server party!” until someone misread it as “sewer party” and that became our new greeting. Now any new member gets a big SEWER PARTY welcome! And my opinion of Pennywise in the Shark Puppy AU was that he’s a fuckboi rapper called P3NNYW1SE so... Here’s an AMAZINGLY AWFUL collab between P3NNYW1SE and Richie Tozier of Shark Puppy (also featuring the wonderful Chloe Harvey @melziemelody ) about fucking people’s dads and cannibalism -- all to an early 90′s groove! 

Album art by the lovely Freddie @birdsatthequarry and lyrics below the cut! (Warning, explicit!!)

I’m back! I’m Pennywiser, Been years since I last ate and you’re an appetizer, I’ve been laying dormant underground, you don’t know what you’ve woken, You best not make a fuckin’ sound, unless you want your skull broken! 

If you’re not scared yet, I don’t know what’s wrong with ya, I’m done hibernating so I’ve come back and I’ve come back stronger, I got an itch to scratch, if you scratch my itch, I’ll drag you down into my layer and make you my fuckin’ bitch,

Jeffrey Dahmer ain’t got nothing on me, Use your blood to flavour my coffee, I don’t got no standards, I’ll feast on fuckin’ anything, Motherfuckers line up, it’s like a banquet fit for a king!  I’ll drag you by your neck right down to the sewer, If you’re lucky you won’t end up on my skewer, Inflate your guts and tie it like a balloon animal, Fuck your dinner parties, I’m a fuckin’ cannibal!

[CHORUS] If you’re feelin’ brave tonight, come on down and get a bite, Don't be scared just follow me, those lights will set you free, Just when the bass about to drop, like balloons we’ll pop-pop off, It’s a Sewer Party, come join the Sewer Party! 

Welcome to the Sewer Party, assholes, I knew you’d come! Just like I did when I beat your mom’s cheeks like a drum, It’s a tough gig, being so hot to all the sexes, You can imagine the list of all my exes, Is somehow even longer than the length of my dick, Cos my double-swingin’ dong goes in more than just chicks! I may be blind, but I can still fuck your dad right, Got your girlfriend seeing stars, boyfriend seeing Deadlights,

There’s not just one clown, there’s two! And the other’s name is Trashmouth, Just talking my flat ass off ‘til a motherfucker lash out, I don’t have a personality, I just listen to Smash Mouth, Gotta play all my cards right, so this Joker can still cash out, Richie, Richin’, I’m bitchin’ about these haters, See you later, alligator, you’re a chronic masturbator,  Got a dick so big even your mom struggles with the size, You say “Beep Beep, Richie! It’s time for P3NNYW1SE!” 

Beep beep, it’s time to reap reap, fuckers! You can meet your maker if you get down into the sewers, Don’t stop feeding me, my stomach needs filling,  And I can think of a few more fucks that really need their blood spilling, I’m killing, I’m thrilling, I’m grilling, but mostly killing, You think I give a single shit if you’re not willing? To get down in the sewer, I’ll pull you down there, If you like it or not, I don’t fucking care, If you drown, bitch, I’m a motherfucking clown, bitch! Just take one, two, three, four, then you won’t frown, bitch! I’ll get you higher than helium, we don’t gotta stop, We’ll float up to the atmosphere, and then we’ll go pop-pop-pop! 

[CHORUS]

Welcome to the Sewer Party!  If you’re a dumb loser looking to just get murdered, I know just the place for you!

This. Club. Has. Everything:  Two ugly clowns, some rats that sing, A bottomless pit, a topless twink, But not the kind of top you think, A teen werewolf, some shoes with toes, A 30 year old ex ready to propose, Two halves of a girl separated from each other, And a fella who may or may not have fucked your mother, And a whole lot of drugs, well that’s a given, And a one-armed kid DJ joins the competition, For the weirdest, maddest, club in town, We’re talkin’ bout the Sewer Party, come get down! 

I think I took one too many Poppers… What do you mean that was just helium?

[CHORUS X3 UNTIL FADEOUT]

[hostbusters]

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At long last, my love letter to @kissbrak‘s wonderful Shark Puppy fanfic, a collaborative performance of Georgie! If you haven’t yet, go read the > Melody of Syllabic Dyssonance < here!

Additional crowd vocals are from Migz herself, Ash @afoxnamedmulder, Marco @brainjuicey, Kora @choking-onholywater, Ky @it-themusical, Sean @s-38-n, Andy @trashmouthbi and Eva @whoopsitseva !!

Album art and the original Georgie inspiration from René @notfine-mp3! 

@sharkpuppymusic // @sharkpuppyofficial

Lyrics under the cut

before you came along i sailed alone

content to ride the rocky seas and shoulder it all on my own i never knew i’d need a second mate but i brought you in from stormy skies and taught you how to navigate even when the waters turn to gray even when you have lost your way even when the compass cracks and you’re sure you’ll be blown away i will fold each paper boat to carry you wherever you’re supposed to be stand tall at the helm you don’t need my help i believe in you now, captain georgie i will fold each paper boat to carry you wherever you’re supposed to be stand tall at the helm you don’t need my help i believe in you now, captain georgie

[rhaenyras-strap-warmer]

beverly marsh covering grlwood. you’re welcome

[lightstanlon]

i know people already have their ideas of what genre shark puppy plays but i love to imagine they play something similar to the sound of maggot by slutever. like this kind of alternative rock

[reddieownsmyass]

[s-38-n]

Losers (in spcu) Twitter @s hc

This is all from a convo we had in the shark puppy discord server. Also thx for everyone who helped with this idea in the discord

Richie is @bitchard and Bev is @bitcherly because they are maching hoes

Mike is @mycicle

Stan is @YouDontKnowMe

Eddie is @EddieK

Ben is @1dfor1d it was an old 1d fan account but he forgot how to change the @s. Later he learned how to do it but it became his brand

Bill keeps a boring @BillDenbrough

Richie changes all the @s when he is bored, except Ben, because he want to keep Ben's brand and Bev, cause she would kill him

The most changed @ is Bill's one, Richie changes it constantly. The greatest part is that Bill doesn't notice that Richie changed it so he can be with @ifbbisnotajoke and other @s for weeks

All the losers and Georgie (who is alive and becomes a dj) can change Bill's @. Somehow they end up doing whole convos based on Bill's @

Some fans have accounts just to show all the convos that they make based on Bill's @ before it turns back to @BillDenbrough

[imeminemp3]

I'm a Trashmouth baby / But I do it all for you / Yeah I'm a Trashmouth baby / Oh it makes me wanna--

a richie tozier moodboard

((lyrics from i just (wannapinchyourcheeksyou'resocute) audio by @hoziertozier lyrics by yours truly))