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Somehow Richie has always the most body heat so when it gets closer to cold seasons or it gets a little chilly in the club house at the end of a summer day, those two always come to snuggle a little. Richie loves it.

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micelangelooo

Currently a couple hundred pages into IT

Made this one last spring.

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The next morning, the Losers decide to treat themselves to a delicious and greasy meal at one of Derry’s crappy diners, to celebrate their victory.

“It’s only street parking,” Mike tells them, and suggest they carpool to save a headache. Bill is already off on Silver, but the rest of them simply watch him go with a fond smile and start to divvy themselves up amongst the rest of the vehicles.

“I call not with Richie,” Eddie announces haughtingly, to Richie’s immediate offense.

“Excuse me?” he gasps in response, and the rest of the Losers roll their eyes and start shoving more of them than is entirely safe into Stan’s sensible sedan, in order to get away from the two quicker. “Are you not the one that got in a fucking car accident right before coming here?” Richie challenges.

“That was an extreme extenuating circumstance!” Eddie snaps back. “You know I’m a good driver.”

“Since when?!”

“Since always!”

“And I’m not?”

“No! Not at all! I remember exactly how many mailboxes you destroyed in high school, Richie! My mom had to replace ours twice!”

“I was sixteen!” Richie cries. “I’ve gotten better with experience, believe it or not!”

“Oh yeah? Prove it!”

“I will prove it, you little shit! Get in!”

The others drive off, snuggly buckled into ‘The Sedanley’, as Stan’s cutesy little keychain from Patty informs them his car is named (Bev promises not to bring it up to Richie, but Ben ends up accidentally spilling the beans three weeks later in the group chat and apologizes about it for months), and debating the likelihood they actually get to the diner in once piece or not.

They do, eventually, make it to the diner; after The Sadanley but before Bill, who took a wrong turn along the way somehow, Richie looking proud and Eddie looking, curiously, slightly flustered.

She doesn’t bring it up that day, but a few days later, Eddie begrudgingly admits to Bev that Richie is actually a quite capable driver.

‘Does that turn you on? lol’ Bev texts him, just to be silly, but doesn’t get a response.

Eddie announces his divorce exactly three hours later.

#oh yeah absolutely this is canon #love sedanley

seecarrun

‘This is your friendly reminder from an accountant that your taxes needed to be postmarked thee days ago and you are officially late if you haven’t done them yet.’

Richie reads Stan’s text and snorts. ‘It’s cute you think rich people have to do taxes lol’ he types back.

Bill chimes in with a spirited and not all surprising ‘FUCK’, while Mike responds with ‘Did them back in March! Thanks though man! 👍 We appreciate you!!’

Bev and Ben both reply that their people made sure to take care of that back in March as well, and Ben tells them he wants to use his return on making some improvements to the boat, to which Mike replies ‘⛴️’.

Bev sends them a picture of her flashing a peace sign on said boat, next to their dog, Cujo, the sun on her face and the wind in her hair.

‘Bill, let me know if I can help you at all,’ Stan texts, after loving the picture, then a second later adds, ‘Richie, I hope you get audited.’

Richie laughs and is just about to reply when a wall of text from Eddie fills the screen, telling Richie he knows he’s probably just being an asshole, but tax evasion is a serious crime, okay? If you get caught you could face up to five years in county jail and pay up to $100,000 in fines. That was what did Martha Stewart in, Richie, and you are in no way more famous and rich than her.

Bill types back ‘Fuuuuuuuuck’, while Stan informs Eddie it was actually insider trading she was jailed for, but otherwise he agrees that Richie should probably not be an idiot and pay his taxes.

Richie catches himself smiling fondly as Eddie backtracks, making sure Bill doesn’t think he thinks he’s an idiot like Richie is, and begins typing back another snarky response.

God, he loves these losers.

#please this is perfect

reddiesworldsblog

daily reminder day 1: eddie k-tozier is alive and well and right now he’s trying really hard not to burn his and richie’s breakfast this time. richie is currently on standby with a fire extinguisher…which he now has to use on the bacon. oh well, 6th times a charm.

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I keep thinking about how they forget about each other when they leave

ispyspookymansion

if i dont see little baby it 2017 eddie kaspbrak in the next 2 minutes im killing myself

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REACHING THE BOILING POINT HERE. HES A LITTLE BABY BOY

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adding gay hat screen test eddie for good measure

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A while ago I had this idea for a Reddie AU where Richie got in with the wrong crowd after he left Derry for College and eventually ends up as a wanted criminal in New York, where Eddie has started working as a police officer.

This eventually resolves in a cat-and-mouse chase where they keep seeking each other out, even without their memories.

Until Mike calls them back to Derry and everything comes rushing back.

This has been sitting in my drafts for months and I don't think I'll continue the story but for anyone who's interested in some angst, here's the moment after Eddie gets hurt in the cave:

"Eds, come on. Who am I supposed to play cops and robbers with now, huh? You haven't even caught me yet."

It pulls a weak laugh from Eddie, followed by a bloody cough that wipes Richie's smile straight from his face. Thankfully Eddie doesn't seem to notice.

"Not my fault you tricked your way out of custody the last time."

"That's a shitty excuse, even for a cop, Eddie." Richie tells him and tries to blink against the burning in his eyes.

He just has to keep him talking and if anything, Richie knows he's good at that.

He readjusts his jacket against Eddie's chest but Eddie doesn't even flinch. Instead he slowly blinks at him and for a moment it reminds Richie of his cat at home.

"You gotta meet Alfie."

Another slow blink "Who's Alfie?"

"My cat. Alfredo Howard Tozier the first. I got him from a shelter last year."

Eddie huffs out another weak laugh. "Of course you did." Richie can tell that Eddie's starting to have trouble breathing. It takes a long moment for Eddie to go on with the conversation.

"What does he look like?"

Richie quickly wipes at his eyes with a wet laugh "Oh he's a huge black tabby cat that likes to stand on his backlegs a lot. If Al Capone ever got reincarnated as a cat, that would be Alfie."

Richie startles at the loud screech on the other end of the cave. As he looks up he can't see any of the others. He just hears them shout.

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Th e y

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⭐️ ice cream as a love language ⭐️

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Us Losers gotta stick together

derryqueen

andy_muschietti: #itversary

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The bird came back, screeching triumphantly, and Mike rolled his body over Eddie’s and waited for the worst.

#MIKE AND EDDIE BEST FRIEND RIGHTSSSSS!!!!!!!!

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All of the Losers (besides Stan) seeing Mike for the first time in 30 years: Is that the love of my life? The best man to ever walk the Earth? Am I going to hug him forever? Yes to all three.

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I fixed it you guys