#special snowflake problems

[unzan]

i take legitimate offense when someone says something like 'you're all beautiful human beings', and it includes me

im just like ex fucking cuse me

[wizzardhat]

I know people always joke about how Facebook is crap compared to Tumblr and once you start using Tumblr you hate facebook but

You know it's really, really fucking true.

I can't even scroll through my nws feed without getting annoyed now.

I never realized how incredibly unintelligent these people were. I mean, I knew a lot of them were ditsy and couldn't really spell but, no actually every last one of them is a fucking idiot.

I just look at their stuff like WOW I DON'T FUCKING CARE OH MY GOD

I hate them all so much i JUST

AIUBVIUSY

[slasherbarbie]

So some thoughts…

I think I first started to realize that I was "different" from other kids when I saw that the things that bothered them didn't bother me… For example, my mother cannot stand looking at a loose tooth. I just watched a show depicting a human head being skinned and having the brain removed. It didn't bother me. I wonder if this is a bad sign…

[anglerfishes]

When I'm bored in class I take a look around and judge all the people who still have Safari, GarageBand, and that dumb Mail app no one uses sitting in their MacBook docks.

[anglerfishes]

Project Runway ended 4.5 hours ago. Is that really too soon to expect a streaming link to be up?

No, no it is not.

[anglerfishes]

Try on vintage '60s dress that was hanging on the '50s rack. Put it back where I found it even though it makes no sense. Get told by salesperson that customers should not try to be "helpful" and hang up clothes because they don't know their fashion history and that was OBVIOUSLY a dress from the '60s.

BITCH I KNOW THAT.