You're not queer and like things ironically (demi and aspec are queerš), you can do latice math, you know how to spell latice math, you ever could do latice math, you can naturally use "any pronouns" when talking about someone, you're an introvert, you have biological children, you've ever said the word "cringe," you've never been cancelled, you watch SapNap, you don't like Tommyinnit, you played lacrosse, you think cross country isn't a sport, you drink Starbucks, your family isn't homophobic, you've never heard of homophobic gay before reading my dni, you could color inside the lines in Kindergarten, you're professionally diagnosed, you don't compulsively put all your art supplies in a specific color order, you didn't eat sand by accident at the beach as a kid in your food, you live near the ocean, you're from Michigan, you hate either Dakota, you complain about people's voices, you're a white person with blonde hair, you didn't play with dolls as a kid, you didn't cut your dolls hair with scissors, you've never gotten a haircut at someone's house, you've never been to church, you were baptized as a baby in the Catholic church but didn't leave, you've never had a panic or anxiety attack, you unironically like the united states military, you favorite colors are red and block, you fluently speak Korean as a second language, you don't know what country Queensland is a part of, you've never heard Japanese Metal, you've never lit something on fire that wasn't a candle, you smoke cigarettes, you hate twenty one pilots, your name starts with a vowel, your middle name starts with a consonant, your initials spell something intelligible, you never read the dictionary for fun (not the whole thing just in general), you're not mentally ill, you read Harry Potter as a kid, you've seen the live action ATLA movie, you didn't know that ATLA was until this part: Avatar: The Last Air Bender, you've never seen an episode of ATLA, you've watch the entire ATLA series start to finish, you've never played minecraft on a slow laptop, you make more than 10k a year, either of your parents make more than 50k a year that you know of, you're monosexual, you never experienced gay panic, you never had a gender crisis, you never had a homophobic phase, you listened to MCR in middle school, you're old than 26, you have a 12-year-old sibling, you never had braces, you think cilantro tastes like soap, you've never read the Uglies series, you menstruate and don't take pain meds, your biological parents are both straight (that you know of) and also married to each other, your biological parents never had a "dont do the math" kid (some of you need to really think hard about that for a second), you've never listened to a lofi stream, you think NF doesn't make good music, you never struggled in school, you never thought you were faking your mental health stuff, you know how to read through the tags on a post, or you eat raw onions by themselves.
