Rant bc I'm just shocked and kinda livid right now. My dog, who has been well trained since the first year I got him when I was like.... 15??? Took the nastiest shit on my carpet bedroom floor soon after I took him outside. I smacked him since he was bad, and the fucker tried to bite me and refused to get off my bed, getting aggressive when I tried pulling him by the collar since I couldn't get to the scruff of his neck. So guess who's not allowed in my room (his favorite room) until further notice.
Edit: it's 27 minutes later and he's now back in my room with me because when I went to my kitchen to get a drink from my fridge after his banishment, he was sitting next to the fucking fridge, staring at me with teary, wet ass eyes, his big ass ears pulled back and his tail between his legs. He looked like a homeless mutt on a rainy street, AND I FELT SO FUCKING BAD
Edit No.2: It's ✨5:07 AM✨, and the fucker shit AND pissed in my room. So now he's in an old cage I have as punishment. What the fuck.
Edit No.3: I woke up from a nap at about 11, cause it's Sunday and I have nothing to do until the evening, and my dog pooped AGAIN. I'm starting to think it's anxiety, and I'm not going to punish him for it until I know for sure.