#spencereid

[multifandom-writes]

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request rules

Spencer Reid:

First time (smut) 3k

Pipe Cleaner (fluff) .6k

Aaron Hotchner:

Jetsturbation (smut) 1k

Bad Bunny:

we never dated (angst) <1k

Bucky Barnes:

Sex Tape (smut) 3.5k

Paige Bueckers:

Are you fking serious? (angst) like 1k prolly

Brittney Griner:

thigh riding blurb (smut) <1k

Pazzi:

I'm not gonna tattle (fluff) 1.7k

Clingy (fluff) .7k

[hotchology]

4 and 43!!

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? this is going to sound so loserish im sorry in advance. a delight to have in class, thoughtful and intelligent and quiet to the point theyd ask if something was going on at home 😭

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? ive been through phases of all but atm hoodie!!! i get all my pullover hoodies at concerts only its like wearing a memory :') but im rly into zipups lately i got this one from myp and if its not in the wash im wearing it. im wearing it rn.

weird asks that say a lot

[katebeckets]

what is ur favorite season of the x files??? (im thinking of watching it next!!)

ohhhh i wish i had a better answer for this, I feel like I generally like episodes in a season more than I like whole seasons (I know this is true for everything, but usually I can identify favorite-ish seasons, so it's especially true for me for txf). I'd say season 1, 6, or 7 are the most consistent in terms of "favorites" for me, but I truly don't know how to answer this fkjdalkfjlajf;aj;fj sorry for that lame answer LOL

[lesbianeddiesdiaz]

girl i am so sorry but ur reputation for me is soooo "horny. plus nice boobs" like if i ever see a horny post i actually literally think "kae will love this shit"

Kate I’m actually kicking my feet right now. I love this

[allamericansbitch]

i knew i had to come to you with this this is the first post i saw when i opened instagram PUTTING RACIAL SLURS OVER HIM LIKE THAT IS SO FUCKIN FUNNYYYYYYYY. assigned racial slurs by codebluememes

HUH??? i literally did like 3 double takes (some would say that equals 6 takes) why on EARTH WOULD THEY DO THAT

[reidslibrarybook]

Antidote

Couple - Spencer x Pregnant!Reader

Warnings - Language, Allusions to s3x, pregnancy

Summary - Mood swings and outbursts are constant during your pregnancy, so Spencer finds a way to cheer you up!

Category - fluff, domestic life ig

Word Count - 1.2k

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After years of convincing, Spencer still hadn’t agreed to watch Twilight with you. He had disagreed saying that he had no interest in watching a sanitized version of literature, especially if it was contemporary. He explained that the classics were where his mind ought to occupy and he didn’t want to waste his time on a watered-down YA novel turned movie.

The only thing that changed his mind was your pregnancy. You had been in a funk for weeks and no one, not even your own husband could pull you out of it. Truthfully, you didn’t know what had got you in such a mood. Perhaps it was the constant mood swings, your daily battles with morning sickness, your aching breasts, the fact that the growing fetus inside you was constantly riding your bladder, the nagging cravings, your deteriorating body image, or your ever-present fatigue.

Spencer had done everything exactly the way he should have. He had tried everything to make you feel happier and better about yourself, he was always there… always. He comforted you about your growing insecurities, made sure to massage you whenever you were sore, and dropped everything to ease your cravings and nausea. Despite his efforts, nothing could bring up your irritated mood.

The two of you had just gotten back from the market with your tubs and tubs of ice cream. You were beginning to become agitated when you couldn’t decide on a flavor to buy leading to Spencer haphazardly throwing multiple tubs of ice cream in the cart so you could have a plethora of flavors to choose from. On your way home, some reckless driver had cut you off, practically opening a gate to hell inside of you. Thankfully, the two of you had just barely made it home safe even though you practically blew his eardrums with your aggravated yelling.

He opened the door for you as you carried the lighter bag of groceries inside the house, “God, I don’t even know why I’m so hung up on that idiot. He just made me so so mad.”

Spencer contemplated his next move and decided on telling you a fact about your pregnancy since you always seemed to react positively to his ramblings. “You know, hormones are only one reason why your mood shifts so violently. Changing hormone levels elicit an irritable or even angry reaction whenever something provokes you. Also, your fatigue and physical discomfort play a huge role in your mood swings as well-”

“No shit,” you mumbled as you rolled your eyes and dropped the bag on the counter. He heard you angrily walk to the bedroom and slam the door. He sighed and continued to put away the groceries, trying to think of something, anything that could cheer you up.

After an hour or two of isolation, you guiltily made your way down the stairs timidly hiding behind the wall as Spencer sat on the couch reading a thick book you didn’t recognize. You stood there, waiting for him to acknowledge you, unsure if he was upset with your most recent outburst. He looked up and smiled softly at you, thinking about how beautiful you looked in your large t-shirt and shorts— your pregnant belly hiding in the midst of your oversized top. He walked towards you and grabbed your hand tenderly, capturing your attention. You smiled as tears pricked your eyes, he pulled you in for a hug, attempting to calm your sour mood. You leaned in and tucked your head in the crook of his neck.

“I’m sorry for being so difficult, Spence. I didn’t mean to be so horrible. You’re so patient and kind and I’m such a bitch to you all the time.”

He pressed a soft kiss to your lips, “Y/N, I can’t imagine what you’re going through right now. All the pain and discomfort you’re feeling is something that I can’t even fathom. The least I can do is make you feel as comfortable and loved as possible. Mk?” You nodded and leaned into him again as he tapped your thigh, signaling you to jump and wrap your legs around him. He carried you to the couch and placed you down on the fluffiest throw blanket he could find. Spencer walked away towards the kitchen— a short five minutes later, he walked back in with two bowls of ice cream in his hand.

“You know me so well, love.”

“Well, I am your husband.”

You threw the blanket over the both of you and leaned on his shoulder as you spooned your ice cream into your mouth. “Mhm, can you read to me?”

He looked down at you, snuggling impossibly closer into your body, “I think I have a better idea.” You quirked a brow and waited for him to reveal his ‘genius’ idea. He turned on the tv, navigating to Netflix. As he began to type the name of whatever he wanted to watch in the search bar, you knew the moment you had waited for, since you first brought up the idea, had arrived.

“No way,” you looked at him as a wide smile dawned on your face, “Are we going to watch Twilight?”

He frowned sarcastically, “yes.”

You put both your bowls down on the table and pulled him in for a tight bear hug, “YES, FINALLY! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS?”

He was amused by your enthusiasm, “If I had known that watching 10 hours and 34 minutes of cringe-worthy movies with crappy acting would be the antidote to your mood, I would have done this a loooong time ago.”

“But that’s the point, Spencer, they’re so bad that they’re good.”

“I have no idea what you mean by that.” You shook your head and continued to eat your ice cream as the first movie played on the tv. Spencer soon understood what you had meant when the two of you finished watching it. At one point, he couldn’t stop laughing at Taylor Lautner’s wig and when he noticed the stalker-like tendencies of Edward. By the second movie, Spencer was well and truly captivated, he couldn’t take his eyes off tv… especially when a scene with a shirtless Jacob was rolling. It was around 8 or 9 in the morning when you had finished your marathon and the two of you were spent. Spencer carried you up to bed and held you close to him.

“So, did you like it?”

He pulled away to look at you, “It was better than expected, I guess”

“Sooooo, did you like it for the plot or Taylor Lautner’s abs?”

His eyes widened at your accusation, “I- what, no, I- I liked it for the plot.”

“Aaaaaand his abs,” you teased as you poked his cheeks that were flushed with crimson, “C’mon, no shame in admitting it, Spence. You’re definitely team Jacob because of his hot bod.”

“Ok, fine. He is very attractive,” he laughed, “But that doesn’t mean I’m on his ‘team’, I don’t think I could root for a man whose only characteristic is being shirtless. Not to mention the fact that he’s practically the definition of a groomer.”

“That’s fair. Sooo, should I start wearing a wig and walking around the house without a shirt on?”

He smirked, “Maybe not the wig part, but the latter… now that’s a good idea.”

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[chaotic-bisexual-screaming]

Hotch, interviewing Rossi for the job: So I know you work with us before so–

Penelope, in the bullpen: Derek get off the table your going to fall!

Derek, tripping and falling into his desk: ow

Emily: *laughing maniacally*

Rossi: Is he okay?

Hotch, unfazed: Yes. So anyways I know you have the qualifications and we would be happy to–

Spencer: The coffee machine isn’t working! Fix it or I’ll die.

Hotch: I’ll get it later! Anyways you would be an amazing addition to the team and we’d love to have you–

JJ, screaming: Spencer how is your coffee on fire?

Spencer, still drinking it: I don’t know *sip*

Hotch: Please, excuse me. *grabs fire extinguisher and put out his coffee* Can you guys not behave like children for five minutes? *fix’s the coffee machine* I’m in the middle of working and I have to come out to fix your problems. *Puts a bandaid on Dereks bleeding head and gives it a kiss* You would all be dead without me.

Hotch, back in his office: Sorry about that, like I was saying you would be a great addition to the team and we’d love to have you back.

Rossi, ready for the chaos: Where do I sign up?

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The same as energy as Morgan quoting Yoda.

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