#sphinxsays

[thekingsphinx]

The chat scrolling at Mach 3 waiting for the stream to go live

[thekingsphinx]

Shoutout to Jonathan Sims, the most Character of all time. Dude was orphaned at like 5 and it’s somehow the least traumatic or interesting thing to have happned to him. Thinks merry go rounds are “thrilling”. Is gay. His ex is dating the women he was stabbed by and the person he did diy surgery on. He was kidnapped like 4 times in one season. He was Forcibly moisturized by clown mannequins. He was the literal antichrist. He is maybe a computer trapped with his also computer boyfriend and also computer arch nemesis who he already killed. He had two ribs forcefully removed. He lived in Scotland. Truly the most Character of all time

[thekingsphinx]

YALL I JUST GASLIT MY LITTLE COUSIN INTO BELIEVING IN THE FACELESS OLD WOMAN THAT SECRETLY LIVES INSIDE YOUR HOUSE I LOVE BEING AN IRRESPONSIBLE OLDER COUSIN

[thekingsphinx]

Luca, my cat: Father. Dear father why have you forsaken me? Leave me to STARVE??

Me: dude you have food in your bowl right now

Luca: how DARE you accuse me of treachery! I am STARVING father and yet you care not.

Me: *shakes bowl so he can’t see the bottom of the dish*

Luca: you are merciful father.

(The creature in question)

[thekingsphinx]

What do you MEAN I like Dimple now??? The booger ghost??? The one I swore I thought was annoying??? I like him???? Hes,,,not the worst??? And I like his character now??? What the fuck?? This thing has grown on me like a weed

[thekingsphinx]

Waiting….waiting…when the stream goes live I’ll be waiting….

[thekingsphinx]

TOMORROW GUYS!!! TMAGP SEASON 2 IS OUT!!!!

[thekingsphinx]

You cannot handle the ultra instincts of my ultra autism. Observe

*gets obsessed with fictional worlds to the point I have academic citations for a theory*