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[pedrospascaled]

THE BOYS Season 4, Episode 7 - The Insider

[dandelions-and-dragonfly-wings]

From my seventh book, Light as a Feather. All seven books are available now on Amazon.

Amazon.com: Light as a Feather: 9798317385293: Shane, J.W.: Books

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Spicy Seduce Me Headcanon

The funniest thing I realize about my blog is that I usually keep things PG-13.... on a game about sex demons.

Let's change that! NSFW Warning! Nothing graphic but still, a bit mature.

Mika likes to steal her incubus's clothes. We probably all already knew this but, just imagine.

Your incubus of choice comes home from a long day, takes a shower and comes out only to find their shirt(Erik and Sam), Jacket(Matthew and Damien) or suit (James) missing. They leave the bathroom and go into the master bedroom to find their missing top only to see Mika on the bed wearing nothing but the top. And I mean NOTHING. That baggy ass top is the only thing covering her modesty.

Do they know this? They sure will when she takes their hand and slides it under the shirt and they feel nothing but skin and curves.

And that is the quickest way to make any of the incubi, without exception or fail, wanna jump her bones.

[meatjunior]

You and Henry are stumblin through the woods in the rain. You hear a thump behind you and turn around to see this pathetic face lookin up at you. What are you doing?

[scarletroseabdl]

Finishing your week off with views of a fine ass in fishnets and satin panties! 🌷✨️💖

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How big is Optimus Prime?

(NSFW warning)

Note: this is based on the Bayverse Optimus

If we’re talking Knightverse….

Optimus Prime is 28.5 feet (868.68 cm) tall in AOE and TLK. Globally, the average man is 174cm tall. The average erect penis world wide is 12.95-13.97cm. We’re gonna work with 13.5cm to assume absolute average and for a nicer number. Let’s calculate using cross-multiplication.

Here’s the formula:

(Average male height)/(Average penile length)=(Prime’s height)/(Prime’s length)

Prime’s length is unknown, so we’ll replace it with x. Now we have:

174cm/13.5cm=868.68cm/x

Let’s do some cross multiplication!

174x = 13.5(868.68)

174x = 11727.18

X = 67.40cm or X= 26.53 inches

But wait! What about girth? That’s a great question. Let’s do the math.

Average circumference of an erect penis is 12cm. Using the same method as before, we find that his circumference is 59.90cm or 23.58 inches. That’s about the size of a volleyball.

BUT WAIT! WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST THREE MOVIES? He’s 36 feet tall in the first three movies which is a SIGNIFICANT difference. Using the same method… The man is packing a length of 85.60cm or 33.70 inches and a girth of 76.09cm or 29.96 inches. That’s the size of a large dinner plate.

Go get em ladies ;)

[dandelions-and-dragonfly-wings]

Happy National Bourbon Day! This is from my third book, A Summer Full of Fireflies. All seven books are available now on Amazon.

[bluebird-poetry96]

Claimed by Him

Beneath Him, I writhe Pressed into the mattress, One Mate, Evermore.

-Raven Blue-Bell