#spider lad

[forgetful-nerd]

Peter: why are my hands shaky?

Harley: your skeleton is ready to hatch.

Peter: that is so f*cking ominous, thank you.

[incorrectirondadquotes]

peter: are you... you know... 💅?

harley: i am. are you... y’know? 👀

peter: oh you mean ✌? yeah.

[youronlydrpepper]

Happy Spooky Day! (2020)

I hope you all have an amazing, spooky day! Here are some spooky babs of mine, some originally designed @pastel-bakery and others originally designed by @rosiegardenlove uwu

[eveafray]

Harley: Look - I'm gay, you're gay, let's be two-GAY-ther!

Peter: Wh-

[flowersofparkner]

parkner headcannon #???

+ so Peter has tattoos, right?

+ like, not a small amount of them

+ and they’re all in places he can hide them easily

+ and he has Harley’s thumbprint over his heart

+ but imagine Harley finding out about each and every tattoo this seemingly innocent boy has littering his torso and legs

+ did he expect to find a spider on Peter’s thigh? no. did he almost scream because it was realistic? the jury is still out.

+ (yes)

+ but then Harley starts getting tattoos

+ this is very quickly turning into a punk au I gotta go—

[moth-sword]

Might as well devote my life to this ship.

[blizzardz]

Woah there's a little spider here hello friend

[birusoda]

spider-sense is tingling!