harley: where's peter?
tony: what? do you think i have him microchipped or something?
harley: well do you?
tony:
tony: yeah, hang on
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harley: where's peter?
tony: what? do you think i have him microchipped or something?
harley: well do you?
tony:
tony: yeah, hang on
i will see spider-man interact with a man and scream GAY 🫵🫵🫵 and if it's a woman? it's still gay 🤷
Tony: *walks in on Harley and Peter kissing* Tony, panicking: This is incest! Harley: No, it’s not! Tony: Yes, it is, Harley! Peter: We’re not related! Tony: Oh, and that makes it OK, I suppose? Peter: Well, it makes it not incest!
Peter Parker-Keener and Harley Parker-Keener. Power couple. CEO and COO of Stark Industries.
(I need more fics like that pls i am starving)
I like my Peters snuggly and my Harleys reluctant. However I also like my Harleys snuggly and my Peters equally as snuggly. I'm conflicted.
parkner nation idk if this is old news but the webslinger ride in disneyland gives us canon peter and harley friendship. there’s a team of five kids (including peter) who run the web lab and harley’s one of them. he has merch. his notes are all over the decorational whiteboards. he has a locker in peters lab. i am thrilled about this. my little guys
self promoing my parkner fic
i just posed the first chapter of my parkner fic, "Your Sweet Face Turning Cold", a Vampire au taking place right after the battle with Thanos. !!
SUMMARY:
When Harley gets turned, Tony offers to help by bringing him to New York. Everyone’s on edge at the almost-threat Thanos produced, and the new villain in town isn’t making life any easier. Tony’s plate is overfull, he wants to help Harley with his problem but is pulled away for Avengers meetings more often than not.
Unfortunately, Harley ends up finding himself in the middle of everything, and Spider-man inadvertently being his knight and shining armour, who is always right at the centre with him. It doesn't make things easier that Harley is pretty sure Spidey is flirting with him, of all things.
Or. The vamp-au with more twilight references and extra slow burn parkner since they’re idiots in love <3
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Tags: Alternate Universe - Vampire, Blood and Injury, Recovery, Disassociation, instincts, Miscommunication, Angst, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Harley Keener Needs a Hug, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Tony Stark Acting as Harley Keener's Parental Figure, Good Parents Pepper Potts and Tony Stark, Secret Identity, Gun Violence, Explosions, Crack and Angst, So Many Twilight References, Unreliable Narrator, Red Herrings, Canon Divergence - Movie: Avengers: Infinity War (2018), thanos got kworded and this is the aftermath, POV Alternating, POV Third Person, tony and harley's pov's
link!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64481827
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64481827
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please feel free to check it out! i have the first few chapters written already ( about 62k in but i'm not finished ) and genuinely i love how it's turned out so far !! :))