in the honor of my marvel obsession creeping back to me + my family being in disneyland and exploring avengers campus, have some ✨avengers incorrect quotes✨ as things my friends and family have said
a shit ton of these were conversations between @cissyenthusiast010155 and i lmao
peter: indulge in my child-like whimsy. buy me a web slinger
steve: is that an igloo over there??
peter: …it’s a hippie house?
tony: did you hear about the hippie states wife?
steve: why on earth is there a hippie house in the cars theme park?!
tony: babe. did you hear about the hippie states wi-
peter: what’s the hippie state?
tony: the hippie states wife is mississippi!
steve: what on earth are you talking abou-
tony: like,,, mrs. hippie?? mississippi?
tony: i thought it was funny
tony: “i can do this all day”? that’s what she said
natasha: ooh, you’ve finally been shushed
loki: a kid ran in front of me and my reaction was “broken child!”
loki: i didn’t say it out loud!!!
scott: please sir, you don’t understand, if i don’t get my 20 dollar sunglasses back, my children will die
peggy: i support neil patrick harris being gay
natasha: peg, you’re a lesbian
peggy: yes, but i am an ally to his gayness
peter: they should let me stay up late. because. if they don’t it would be…
bucky: i smelled grass! and now i want some!
steve: you want to eat grass?!
peter: and they were LAB PARTNERS
harley: oh my gawd they were lab partners
steve: i want to go to sleep
steve: oh, this boba pearl is stuck in the ice…
bucky: just like captain america!
mj: “what kind of girl do you want” a red one
peter: are we talking about cars????
thor: i don’t understand the scientific physics
peter: please bring back the cheese man
tony: that could really mean any of us
*at their first meet up in a while*
natasha: yknow, i’m just now being reminded of the fact that i hate half the people here
bucky: i hate will ferrell
sam: how can anyone hate will ferrell?!
bucky: well, i liked him in barbie
sam: and he was funny in the lego movie!
bucky: true, he was awesome in that
sam: oh, he was also megamind!
bucky: yes! i loved him with that
sam: you don’t actually hate will ferrell, do you?
steve: “rogers: the musical” can only be described as feeling like bad fanfiction
*playing heads up, prompt “avengers: civil war”*
peter: when! when the divorce!
scott: ant man’s first fight!
natasha: when everyone decided they didn’t like each other anymore!
harley: oh, c3p0 and r2d2 are a gay couple!
peter: duh??? did you just realize that???
