Sep 18, 2013
[TEXT]: SPIKER I TOLD YOU I HAVE THE DAMN DECAL AND WILL HAND IT TO YOU IF YOU STOP DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOUR DOING.
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[TEXT]: SPIKER I TOLD YOU I HAVE THE DAMN DECAL AND WILL HAND IT TO YOU IF YOU STOP DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOUR DOING.
SPIKER! SPIKER, I HAVE YOUR NAKED LADY! I'D LIKE TO OPEN UP SOME NEGOTIATIONS HERE FOR THE UH... NO MORE RAMPAGING.
[Text] Friend, me forget, where does you live?
[TEXT]: ...why?
*pings him the address anyway assuming it can't hurt too badly*
show me yours, show mine
*Pulls out knife* Mine's bigger.
"Would you rather be a stripper or date a Vorcha? Me no ask for any particular reason honest, Ok me may know a vorcha who would like to date you or pay to see you naked. Ok that vorcha maybe me."
I'd rather date a vorcha. A vorcha that would soon appear on a missing persons list.
"Ray, for a moment, pretend that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on?"
"Me no get science stuff. Break it down simply." Spiker looks over the Riotroooper gear in the case.
"Slam this down. Armor forms around you. Armor lets you kick guys so hard they explode." Gentaro explains.
"SOLD!" Spiker slaps on the belt. "Me get all the ladies with this!" He pushes the cellphone thing down into the belt. "OW OW OW! Me not think this through! Squishy human helmet not meant for Vorcha ears!"
"Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say."
"You kidding." Spiker stares at Gentaro as the other describes the job the vorcha will be doing. "This dream come true, Rocket Dude!"
"You sure you wanna do it, Spiker?" Gentaro asks.
"Hells yeah! Who wouldn't?" Spiker points to the two major items in the job. "This a cannon that fires birds! This a windshield to be hit by cannon. It Dream Job!"
Why you fallow me scary hot lady?! You going to kill me?! Me no bad vorcha, me good! Is this about me collection of assari porn. Me sorry but they just so hot! But me should no die cause you people hot it just not fair. Please hot momma no kill me, me be good me sware! Me no want to die, me still have to many things to eat and kill and has sex with. Don't kill me while me still need to have sex!
"…What?"