#spirk.

[artsy-spockyyy]

wip for the @plaidshirtjimkirk‘s oms challenge :)

[jean008]

The Scotty and Uhura aka (Spirk fans in disguise) are pathetic. LOL

Dear Brainless horny Spirk fan girls,

Please stop pretending you like scotty and uhura. The failure of star trek 5 and the absence  of scoty and uhura in all of trek's  lists of greatest romantic couples proves scotty and uhura have no fanbase and are not popular. the only reason why you dumb fan girls like scotty and uhura together is because it clears your part for the perverted wet dream of kirk and spock having sex.

a dream dreamt  of by fan girls and girls only. Not the majority of trek fans.

I have yet to see a Scotty/uhura fan who is not a spirk fan. all sprik fans are scotty/uhura fans by default simply because if uhura is paired with scotty it will be much easier to ship sprik.

Sadly many spirk fangirls are not intelligent and it is very easy to see through their deception and bullshit.

Idiotic Spirk fangirls should stop forcing  NU Uhura with Scotty for the sake of your dumb perverted Spirk ship that only girls ship. a ship that is an embarrassment to trek.

its brainless and pathetic and defeats the point of SHIPPING. Shipping requires  honesty  with authenticity for both the characters. something the scotty and uhura ship does not have.

the more spirk fans ship scotty/uhura the more the ship looses credibility.

[jean008]

Brainless Spirk fans quote on S/U....A must read/

anonymous said:

Spock/Uhura IS utterly ridiculous. It's a giant 'no homo' from JJ Abrams and has nothing to do with Trek outside of his horrible reboot movies. He figured that by pinning Uhura onto Spock he'd prevent his precious creation from getting the K/S treatment. Wrong! K/S is nearing 50 and still going strong. It's the mother of all slash ships. TOS Uhura was an amazing character who's been ruined by Abrams reducing her to a LI. No one outside of a few self-inserting fangirls gives a fuck about S/U.

   MY REPONSE

Again Spirk fans showing more stupidity and ignorance,

seriously is there one of you that are intelligent.

Really self insert?

Is this idiot aware that the whole point of slash is for girls to self insert themselves as the one dating the guy. that is why girls like the idea of two straight guys dating. they like it because they would not have to feel so jealous of a (another)woman dating the guy.

this is why slash pairing like Kirk/spock and sherlock/john is shipped by girls and girls only.

spock/uhura is a self insert of gender neutrality because man and women experience that type of relationship. Majority of couples in the world today met in college and are still going strong.

majority of couples by 95%  do not have the male leaving his girlfriend to go and have sex with his male best friends that is the dream of fan girls and that is why slash is so popular among girls and girls only.

see why I said spirk fans are bloody stupid, they do not even understand the concert of slash fan fiction at  least men understand why they like lesbian porn.

Also notice how this idiotic fan girl post as ANON.

So not only are you girls stupid you are also cowards.

She also goes to say a few fan girls when in reality ,majority of trek fans gives a shit about K/S

83% of trek fans do not ship it. ASK STARTREK.COM , they ran a poll on it and 83% of trek fans said Kirk and spock are not gay.

Also if people gave  a shit about K/S it would have reflected on Into Darkness box office  but  Into darkness was a box office flop.

K/S could not carry the film to a wide audience. Into darkness was a box office flop

If K/S was so popular it would have reflected on Into Darkness Box office just like edward/bella did for the twilight films  or jack/rose in titanic  but it did not and this is because K/S fans are a loud minority of girls at least S/U has male and female fans not just girls.

[jean008]

Spirk Fangirls insult Albert Einstein because of Spirk.

Seriously spirk fans, how can you prove to me you are  not stupid, one of you girls just insulted the greatest scientist  of all time because of your porn spirk ship and you did it with ignorance.

really girls…really? 

WOW…It feels like there is no level many of you fan girls would not sink low too for the sake of your porn entertainment that is slash fanfiction..

The inspiration for my Tumblr title is called: In the Universe, A storm broke loose in my mind. Here is what a Spirk fan girl had to say about that. Her name is comandantespock

comandantespock said:

Girl, a storm really must have broken loose in your mind because your brain seems like totally fried.

 MY RESPONSE

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

See why I said you girls are totally stupid, brainless with low IQs. You are an embarrassment I have to laugh.

Are you aware that the phrase:

A storm broke loose in my mind was said by the great scientist…ALBERT EINSTEIN?

He made that quote when he discovered the nature of light and how time slows down and can even bend back on itself  when a person travels at light speed or moves faster than light.

Why not get off reading your badly written spirk porn fanfictions and  read Einstein’s thesis on special relativity and the speed of light. He won a Nobel prize for some of his work.

Funny you girls do not even know this but you are aware of all the kirk and spock fan fictions in the world. See why I said you are brainless.

I doubt you would go far in life with your ignorance.

Einstein also shaped many theories of the universe one in particualr is why the earth revovles around the sun. Einstein discovered that it was because in the universe space is bent and works like a flexible fabric and that is where I got my inspiration from as a Tumblr title

In the Universe, A storm broke loose in my mind.

So Albert Einstein is the person you are insulting not me when you implied that my brain was fried.

But then again,I am not surprised. perverted and useless slash fan girls will even insult the greatest  scientist  who ever lived  for the sake of their porn ship that is spirk.

EXTREMELY PATHETIC.

Tell me how many spirk fans have their tumblr titled by Einstein’s words.

No they don’t, their title is all about slash fan fictions and changing the words in films and tv  about male  best friends to suit a sexual reference of two male best friends and brothers because you  girls need that for masturbation.

You girls are a real disgrace on all human levels.

I would not be surprised  if you do not even know who Einstein was considering how you girls are not more sex craze badly slash fanfiction porn fans. that is why ships like spirk, johnlock and destiel are  popular among women but none of you girls will ever  pick up an Einstein book to read.

Girls like you represent everything wrong in the universe that Einstein helped shape in theory.

To compare your idiotic and brainless porn slash ships like spirk to a quote made by the great Einsten  is an insult beyond  human understanding. you are truly a big dumb down idiot. I almost feel sorry for you but I can not waste any emotions on worthless fan girls.

Everything I said about uhotty was true  and you know it so you attack me and not my message.

It get worse, when you insult  Einstein’s words.

Really girls?

Comparing Einstein’s words to female porn entertainment that is spirk?

bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I wish you girls were not this stupid…its painful to hear you girls talk.

[jean008]

Star Trek Shipping = BORING

I am beginning to get bored with the trek fandom. Please do we have any other more honest ships minus kirk/spock, kirk/bones or spock/uhura?

How about Scotty/Uhura...uhotty? some dumb Spirk fans ask?

Yes how about them ..I replied.

Uhotty sadly has no fanbase.

Its like everything I see a Uhotty shipper it always turns out they are Spirk fans.

Uhotty is a ship they result to by defualt because it clears their part for Spirk.

I have yet to see a UHOTTY FAN who isn't magically  and miraculously  a spirk fan.

I can never understand why many trek female fans are so Stupid....urgh

in their stupidity they think many of us wont see through their bullshit.

Kirk/Carol is a  nice possibility

BORING.....

YAWN...........

[jean008]

Idiotic comments by a spirk shipper called hellohelli:

hellohelli asked:

let me tell you that i don’t like that they made Uhura into Spock’s girlfriend in the reboot and its not because im a spirk shipper.

I don’t like it because it pretty much downgrades Uhura to the ‘girlfriend’ role. almost all of her scenes have to do with her being Spock’s girlfriend and not the fact that shes a fucking linguistics genius.

She is so much more than Spcok’s girlfriend. she was a great character without a romantic relationship and its just unnecessary.

It takes her from Lieutenant Nyota Uhura to Spock’s girlfriend and that really pisses me off.

                          My Response

Please keep  your stupidity behind the door. you whine about how uhura is spock's girlfriend & yet you spend you time wishing for a dream guy. if you don’t believe that women should date, then you should not be dating anyone or writing stories of two men  having sex because as a girl it turns you on .

if you had brain you would that their relationship was only introduced half way through the film, all we knew of uhura was that she was a xeno-linguist wiz kid.  Of course an idiotic white  privilege fan girl like you  failed to noticed.

Notice how this idiotic spirk shipper said uhura is just a girl friend when in reality. she had a reputation  as a great student and she got on the Enterprise because of her hard work and was even promoted to chief communication officer because Captain Pike believed she was the best.

Leave it to a brainless spirk shipper  to strip uhura of all her achievement and say she is only the girlfriend when in reality she is even more accomplished than Kirk.

Its time you girls stop been brainless and insulting to a woman of colour character that has an accomplished life both professionally and privately.

See why are said many of you sprik shippers are stupid and brainless?

Its not an insult. its fact as long as you keep making Idiotic comments.

You girls talk of FEMINISM  yet you glorIFY men behaving badly and strip women of their professional accomplishment because they are interfering with you sexual dream of two hot guys having sex....YOU LOTS ARE PATHETIC.

[jean008]

SPIRK FANS: UHURA IS THE STRONG WOMAN THAT NEEDS NO MAN...BITCH PLEASE.

Dear Spirk fans

Please, kindly stop stereotyping Uhura as the strong black woman that needs no man. Its highly OFFENSIVE, DEGRADING, and extremely IGNORANT.

How often do you see asian, black , arab, or latino women in leading roles or as princess or as the beautiful woman that all men regardless of their race love?

How many times do you  see that in TV or even in a film?

Most of the time,  the women of color characters are the white girl’s best friends,maids, mammies or assistants.

Black women in fiction  are deemed as so strong that they become loveless and sexless while the white girl remains the pretty damsel in  distress that has the world revolving around her.

So when you see NU Uhura in a role that always goes to the white girl by default,  it is highly offensive and for people like you to turn around and say..why she is not a strong black woman who needs no man.

Also, If  Uhura does not need a relationship then that means you fangirl don’t need one as well,  So am guessing none of you will ever  have a boyfriend or girlfriend in a  romantic way.

Additionally, you would not need to be alive. However your mum had a romantic or at least some sort of  relationship with Man. that is why you  fangirls exist.

Reality Check:Men  fall in love with women 97% of the time. Spock and Uhura been together is closer to reality  and realistic scenarios  than you horny  kirk/spock/bones ship. which is nothing more than a sexual fantasy for women.

 Women fantasies about two hot guys having sex. it is a lot easier that way for women because they  would not have to feel jealous of the female characters the men actually are with in reality.This is why the spirk, mckirk and johnlock  fan-base are made up of only fangirls and fangirls only.

Gosh,  what has this world come too,. You fangirls need serious help. We now live in a society where to girls like you,  a woman falling in love with a man is wrong. what is now  right is for the women to be alone and the man and his best male friend to get  into a sexual relationship. unless the men are  actually  gay.That is not reality

The hate for uhura is because she is getting in  the way of your perverted kirk/spock pairing. Please stop hiding behind feminism. You fan girls  obviously don’t know what a feminist is.

Beyonce,  who is real and Buffy Summers who is fictional are feminists, however they would not have been feminist if A man did not play a  major role in their lives.

Beyonce  has once said that even as a feminist, she would not be who she is, if she did not go home to her husband Jay z.

So is  Beyonce defined by her  relationship with Jay z?

Buffy is a fictional character and one of the greatest feminist icons of the age. However Buffy always said she needed Angel and Spike and sometimes she could not go on without them.

Buffy and Beyonce always needed their guys. So please enough with the  faux feminism nonsense  aka  Uhura does not need a Man especially one like Spock who is pretty decent and level headed and has shown interest in her. Like I said it is highly offensive and extremely ignorant.

Lastly you know what is funnier…All you spirk fans say the same thing, you all speak in one tongue?

LOL…Are you fan girls Borgs? You girls don’t even have a different and intelligent opinion that varies.

Its laughable.

Hey fan girls ,if uhura does not need a man, then please kindly go to your prom without a date or don’t ever give a relationship a try  when you get to college because hey…… you like Uhura, you don’t need a man.

It seems like any time fan girls say a female character need no man, it always turns out they are shipping some sort of male/male slash ship that is not and will never be canon.

How stupid do you think many of us are?

Slash fangirls, we  see through your bullshit.