#spits everywhere

[hook-and-chains]

🐑 //I will wake up to a great nickname I bet xD

Nicknames | (Accepting)

“Since you want to give me a nickname like ‘daddy’… I suppose a fitting name for you would be ‘Caddy’.”

@catena-custodi

[prosieolie]

I accidentally ate an olive that was put in my salad for dinner today, and it hecked up my whole evening, man. Ugh. I can still taste the salty explosion in my mouth ;A;

[gaming-succubus]

i know my ass is nice, but when the guy im interested in says its nice is basically the best compliment i could ever receive lol. i need new butt picture undies soon.

[uhuranic-blog]

never too early for halloween prep dontchano

[thepacifish-blog]

Everytime Nao closes his eyes and opens them the panties of the last girl he talked to appears in his hands

"What."

[erosnake]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[derikisu]

[shitshorts]

FUCKING I WAS LAYING IN MOMS ROOM AND I WAS LIKE HANG ON IM THIRSTY SO I STARTED CHUGGING WATER FROM A WATER BOTTLE AND IT WAS PURE FUCKING VODKA JESUS CHRIST