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I think my personal favourite omo thing of late is when my bladder gets so full i have to undo the belt and buttons on my jeans, and just feeling the button pop! cause my bladder was so big and round it was pushing right up against them, and the rush of pleasure and relief as the desperation subsides for just a moment and feeling my bladder finally be able to breathe and expand even further for more pee to trickle in <3

#bladder bulge #omorashi #splatboi thinks

I’m so ftm trans pilled atp that whenever I see a cis woman in porn I’m like “wheres the rest of it? where’s the tdick at?” 🤨

#I have this thought once every three months and it makes me laugh every time #cause genuinely where is it #life pre bottom growth was a dark place #text #splatboi thinks #I live such a privileged life to see so many trans bodies #no disrespect to cis women you are also stunning #I’m just Very Transgender and also testosterone made me watch a Lot More Men #I shouldn’t be allowed to post when I’m tired #ftm nsft

Sometimes I forget how small a normal persons bladder is until I go out with friends for a day and they’re bursting to pee literally every hour or so. Like it’s really a reminder of oh, I have accidentally trained my bladder to just be abnormally large

I literally hung out with a friend all day today, and my friend peed four times while I didn’t even go to the toilets until after we’d said goodbye and I was on the train home 7 hours later. And I’d drunk nearly double the amount of fluids she had 🤡

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Thinking about how ironic it was that before I realised (acknowledged, I knew I was just in denial) that I was a trans man, the thought of penetration was the most disgusting and horrifying thing I could ever imagine.

And now I regularly fantasise about being plowed like a fleshlight and constantly yap on the internet about how badly I wanna get dicked down by literally anyone

HRT will do wild things for you man

#I am now also wetter than I was pre t like what #someone come fuck me please I need this boy pussy stretched out #text #nsft #splatboi thinks #ftm nsft

Lowkey miss being edged and denied just cause I had a semi basically all the time and my t dick looked so much bigger 😔

Maybe it’s time I look into buying a pump to use hmMmMmMm

#does anyone have ftm pump recommendations #nsft #text #can’t believe I’m missing denial rn but here we are #splatboi thinks

Accidentally deleted all my incognito tabs sighhhhhhhh

#we lost some good material today people #damn #nsft #splatboi thinks #text

Needing to do actual responsible stuff like Make Dinner and Shower instead of laying down and edging my brains out is not fun rn ugh

#can someone just carry me to bed I cannot rn I am so tired after the day I’ve had #at least make me dinner Christ #splatboi thinks

So close to genuinely falling asleep wih this vibe just running in me and if i were a braver man less scared of an infection i would. But i am not brave so i have to force myself to get up and clean them ughhh

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