#big bladder

[splatboi]

Big bulge from big hold. My brain is very empty rn. I feel good

Also tried new overhead angle of my bladder sticking out of my from below, I was just so shocked at how big it was I had to take a photo. Mmmmm

[splatboi]

Was in the office yesterday and felt a distinct embarrassment for the first time over how much urine I can hold just in a casual setting 😭

Like I was not intentionally holding at all, just drinking water and working like I normally do

Casually go into the mens stall near the end of the day to piss, and can hear one or two colleagues come in as well, and the weird sense of sHAME I felt as this torrent flood poured out of me that I DIDNT REALISE I was even holding and just wASNT ENDING was so fucking embarrassing. Like I literally slowed down my stream to try and piss less loudly but then I was just pissing forever and my colleagues literally came in, pissed and left while I was still pissing and it was just so embarrassing like I love my big bladder but man does it make me feel shy sometimes 🫠

[splatboi]

Can literally put a hand on each side of my bladder bulge rn its so fucking big and round and full ugh fuck i need to go fuck fuck fuck my pee hole keeps tensing and fluttering and dancin*the more i dont hold myself to keep typing it feels so good ghjfinfjf

[splatboi]

Sometimes I forget how small a normal persons bladder is until I go out with friends for a day and they’re bursting to pee literally every hour or so. Like it’s really a reminder of oh, I have accidentally trained my bladder to just be abnormally large

I literally hung out with a friend all day today, and my friend peed four times while I didn’t even go to the toilets until after we’d said goodbye and I was on the train home 7 hours later. And I’d drunk nearly double the amount of fluids she had 🤡

[splatboi]

that bulging bladder is so impressive and hot😵‍💫 are you naturally blessed with a cavernous bladder or did you train? if you trained, how?

FIRST DISCLAIMER IM NOT A DOCTOR ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOUR BODY IF YOU FEEL BAD STOP AND GO PEE THE HOLD CAN HAPPEN ANOTHER DAY K THATS ALL ON WITH THE FUN WEIRD PEE HOLDING BLADDER TRAINING TIPS 👍👍👍👍

Omg thank you 😳 i’ve never thought my bladder was that big until posting on tumblr so it’s always so nice to hear 🫠

But uh, on the nature vs training thing,,, probably a bit of both?

I was scared to use public bathrooms in school and stuff cause i looked pretty androgynous from a young age and didnt wanna get hassled (living that pre t life, thank god it’s over), so i kind of developed a bigger bladder from that i think?

Starting to actively engage in holding as a kink thing though definitely increased my volume vs length of time holding though for sure. I didn’t deliberately train per se, but i guess some things i’ve done as habits have helped? Please take everything i say with a heaped tablespoon of salt cause idk what im saying, but some things i can think of areeee

- drinking a lot of water before bed, because i liked waking up full. I used to drink like a whole litre before i slept and would wake up bursting to pee in the morning. I think the combo of being asleep where your body slows your urine processes and also being numbed more to the building desperation in my sleep vs when im awake kind of trained my bladder to hold a larger volume without me trying as much. However i will say this can backfire and make you need to get up and pee in the night, and i definitely cant drink a whole litre anymore. But it is good fun and i still nearly always drink like a 300-400ml glass before bed so i wake up, mildly full

- skipping unnecessary pees aka. The just in case pees. Disclaimer: i still 100% do these, especially before long car rides and stuff even if i dont need to go or whatever. However, in day to day life where i can afford to and know there’s still a toilet nearby if i need it, i will skip my just in case pees. I won’t always hold until i’m bursting every time, but regularly pushing my bladder to just hold a little more beyond mild discomfort a) feels good and b) can surprise you with how much you can hold in a casual setting. Realising your bladder can handle more than you think can encourage you to push yourself a little more each time until you’re holding way more for way longer than you think

- distractions combined with easily accessible fluids. I’ve found since working from home i hold way more way often, cause i’m just distracted easily chatting with my coworkers on discord and/or being swamped with work to do. This, combined with me nearly always having a bunch of water on my desk, means i can go hours and hours without realising until i get up and oh fUCK i need to piss i need to piss RIGHT NOW. Or if i’m gaming for example, i’ll find myself squirming and wiggling promising myself “just one more quest task” before i go to the toilet, and then that turns into another 30-45 minutes of me getting progressively worse at the game but still refusing to go pee cause i wanna keep playing (and it feels good). Overall this works best with a task you can achieve a flow state in, cause the deeper into your task you are, the longer you can forget about needing to go.

I think those are the main things i’ve done to accidentally train my bladder? A combo of many fluids and distraction of some kind will get you a long way in getting a bigger bulge 👍 i hope these help?