Nov 8, 2020
Diver I hardly know her 😹😹
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Diver I hardly know her 😹😹
Aloha: You know what's crazy about this time of year? Everything is pumpkin spic-
Diver: We all follow your Twitter, Aloha.
Diver: What the hell are you talking about, where's my Shuffle?
Aloha: Your what, now?
Diver: That was the whole point of this! You were supposed to find my iPod Shuffle! Remember?!
Aloha: Oh, is that what a "Shuffle" is? I did not realize; yeah, I took that.
Diver: What?!
Aloha: I was in your room using your toothbrush to scrub the bird poo outta my red wig.
Diver: What?! Oh, cod, I'm gonna be sick.
Aloha: Can I finish my story please? Anyway, I took your iPod from the dresser for a variety of complex reasons: the post important of which was that it was shiny. I erased all your music and filled it with ABBA. Don't really care for them, but I did it anyway.
[Diver finding porn magazines]: What's at the bottom of your mattress, Aloha? So many of the girls are Asian... And pregnant.
Diver: Alright, these are all Aloha's men organized by country! There's Brazil... there's Italy... And there's Thailand- wow. Wow, they are young. We should go.