2003 Splinter: My sons wont stop putting themselves in danger
2012 Splinter: I can't stop missing my wife and my daughter is evil
IDW Splinter: I now lead the Foot Clan and have questionable morals
ROTTMNT Splinter *dances past them singing*: Life for me is perfect! Spend all day in my robe! Time👏to👏loose👏the👏ro-obe!












