May 12
Rise Splinter: These are my sons, I got them when a mad Yokai kidnapped me, took my DNA, mixed it with empyrean, and used the mixture to mutate four baby turtles to create living weapons to destroy humanity.
2003 Splinter: These are my sons, I found them in the sewer.
#yes I know there is more to the 2003’s story#I just wanted to utilize that one format of how people describe getting their pets#ie the ‘I got this pure bred dog for (blank) amount of money’#vs ‘I found this fucker in my garbage’#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 2003#2003 splinter#2003 leo#2003 donnie#2003 mikey#2003 raph#rise splinter#rottmnt splinter#rise donnie#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise leo#rise mikey#rise raph#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt raph#rottmnt leo#tmnt leo#tmnt leonardo#tmnt donnie#tmnt donatello#tmnt raph
