how are u allowed to keep a jellyfish in jail???? have the guards noticed yet????? is the water thing you’re keeping it in, in the cafeteria?? cuz that’s the only place I imagine that’s be if you’re in jail. is the jellyfish a fellow criminal too????
woah woah, one question at a time.
first up, all jellyfish are criminals by default, that's just common sense. but no, for the most part, splunk wasn't in jail with me.
second, percy and i have a joint custody arrangement, so tax evasion's uh, "tank," was with her while i was incarcerated. she insisted on letting me see 'em, though, and arranged visits on tuesdays and fridays so i could look into a fishtank for five minutes! it uh, sounds pretty ridiculous now that i have it typed out, but y'know? welcome to life.