Slashers with a baker s/o that bakes even more when stressed or upset. So like their mad and the slashers come back from a kill there's like a shit ton of baked goods while cursing and shi.
OK these were really fun to write! I hope you like it :D
Trigger Warnings: Michael stabbing people(*sigh* like he usually does), mention of blood
Ash Williams
One time when he came back from a deadite slaying gig, he found 3 batches of 30 cookies all over the trailer
He didn’t mind that fact too much but was a bit shocked to hear you call the current batch you were working on a “batch of 33 motherfuckers who can’t do shit” because they’re “nothing but a few lumps of flour and chocolate who are dumb as fuck”
He eventually gets you to calm down a bit buts gets full named when he shoves three cookies in his mouth similtaniously
Norman Bates
Norman will come back to the house from the motel and finds like 4 batches of brownies and you making another one
When he suggests taking a break you hit em with “I think the fuck not Norman!”
When he hears you swear like that, he is very offended. He’ll ask you to tone it down a bit, but you hit em with a few more f-bombs to show you’re not.Â
After a while he gives up with the swearing and maybe eats a couple brownies if you’re okay with it
Michael Myers
When he comes home from a kill you yell at him not to get blood on any of the food
Which he ignores by stabbing a cake with the unwashed knife
He’s slightly intimidated by your swearing, but adjusts to it pretty quickly
He doesn’t eat anything almost ever so you end up distributing the food among the nieghborhood
Which Michael goes and kills a fourth of
Poly!Billy and Stu
These murder bois are overjoyed by all the junk food
Not at all put off by your swearing and join you in degrading the food by swearing at it
Gorge themselves on all the food and live off of it for weeks whenever you do this
Driller KillerÂ
He’s a little surprised to hear you swearing like that, and immediately tries to steal some of the food you have in your hands
Which results in a quick slap to his hand
“Hey babydoll, I just wanted some food”
“fuck off and go find food somewhere else”