Look, I'm not saying that I didn't want to slice and dice the witch; I'm just saying that that's not how it went down.
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Look, I'm not saying that I didn't want to slice and dice the witch; I'm just saying that that's not how it went down.
i’m fucking sobbing at bobby’s letter man. “i’m proud of you son” BOBBY PLEASE I HAVE LITERAL TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. he loves his sons so much it’s unreal.
10x17 - Inside Man
Okay I have to ask because I’ve been thinking about this all day and haven’t been able to come up with anything: has Cas ever cursed on the show? Like, EVER?? I can’t remember a single instance and maybe I’m just missing one but if he really hasn’t ever cursed, wouldn’t it be a big f***ing deal if he did some day?
Hi there! He’s used the CW-approved curses... many times. And there was a notable instance in 10.17:
Castiel: We have your grace, Metatron. You're mortal now. So you will answer our questions, or Sam will, um... What's the phrase? Blow your fricking brains out. It's called leverage, Metatron. Sam: Learn it, live it, love it. How do we get rid of the Mark?
We all know he didn’t say “fricking.” Even though he said “fricking.”
Another memorable instance is when he’s feeling about ready to murder Gadreel (while he’s possessing Sam in 9.10):
CASTIEL: It's his fault – all of it. The corruption of man, demons, hell. God left because of him. The archangels – the apocalypse. If he hadn't been so weak, none of it would have happened. [CASTIEL gets white hot with anger and starts to shake the unconscious GADREEL] You ruined the universe, you damn son of a bitch!
DEAN [grabs CASTIEL and swings him around to face him.]
If Dean hadn’t stopped him, no telling what else he would’ve said... but that in itself is pretty blatantly use of curse words...
And these are not by any means the only times he has sworn in canon. I always find it wild when people don’t recall it. Just like the assumption that Cas always speaks “proper English” without contractions, when literally the first word he ever spoke in canon was a contraction, and is one of the most quoted lines in fandom to boot.
Lol, maybe I need to do a full Cas Rewatch and just make a note of every time he curses, and every time he “CW Curses,” including “crap” and “fricking” and all those sorts of words where we know the characters are actually saying “the real curse word” but because basic cable we get the censored version.
Yet one more reason I will always love 3.13 for proving that Sam and Dean have always cursed properly “in reality,” even if the version that airs makes them say “crap” instead. To quote a pagan god:
Dean: You bitch! Madge: Oh, my goodness me! Somebody owes a nickel to the swear jar. Oh, do you know what I say when I feel like swearing? Fudge. Dean: I’ll try and remember that! Edward: You boys have no idea how lucky you are. There was a time when kids came from miles around, just to be sitting where you are. Sam: What do you think you’re doing with those? Dean: You fudging touch me again and I’ll fudging kill you! Madge: Very good!
Remember when this happened and THEY started wetting themselves because FINALLY CANON DESTIE1. Of course missing the point that Castiel was happy to see HANNAH regardless of what vessel ‘she’ was using at the time.
All THEY saw was Castiel and A GUY, which in their puny brains always leads to Castiel and DEAN.
IF Meg ever took the meatsuit of a MAN, THEY would refuse to accept that it was Megstiel which already is canon but I digress, instead they would see it as yet more ‘proof’ that destie1 was going to be canon.
When Sam needed help dealing with the Mark on Dean's arm, it didn't even occur to him to reach out to John, though technically he's in heaven too and he's their dad. His immediate go-to was Bobby Singer. And that says everything one needs to know about their relationship with John and Bobby. Lol.
Guess some things can't be beaten out of you, verbally or otherwise. In the end, truth will out.
Tit for Tat
You know what I want? I want the s10 AU where Sam and Dean actually go and watch that French art house movie about the mime or whatever who's secretly a cockroach.
I don't know how Sam would spin it to get Dean to go, but I'm pretty sure the drive back would be a fierce debate, with Sam taking the position of devil's advocate just because "It's art!", but secretly agreeing with Dean the whole time. At some point on the drive back they stop for milkshakes and fries, and while Sam's sitting there, watching the condensation run down the side of his cup, with Dean still muttering about how stupid the movie was, he gives in and starts laughing because it really, really was.
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