#spoogybabbles

[tonysiron]

Din, pulling out his blueberry phone:

Luke chanel boots gucci cape versache belt Skywalker: what the fuck is that

[tonysiron]

y'all ever think about how its literally part of steves character to say tony's name constantly in every universe, every canon? like its specifically integrated into his vernacular. and in that way too? not stark, not iron man, not sir - Tony

[tonysiron]

Yo okay but Iron Man still having a secret identity that only specific Avengers know about, and him and Steve are dating so only a few are aware that Steve is both in a relationship with Iron Man AND Tony (but to the public, or any Avenger/other crime fighting hero is aware of, specifically Iron Man).

Anyways, fast forward and Spiderman sees Tony and Steve making out a little bit in the Tower in a hidey hole and Peter is LIVID.

Just. Him running up to Iron Man later that day and crying with righteous anger but also sorrow for his best superhero buddy and his lying, cheating, bastard of a boyfriend, Captain America, and while Peter unveils the unfortunate news, Tony just sits there completely in awe of this teenager losing his mind over Captain America being a cheating scumbag.

Of course, when Peter is done with his rant, Iron Man breaks his silence and decides to reveal who he truly is. Peter, in his brilliance, is far more annoyed with Tony making him ramble about his honor for 20 minutes rather than him keeping his identity a secret from him.

(Steve finds it all quite amusing when Tony tells him later that night)

[tonysiron]

No one:

Absolutely Nobody:

Literally Not a Single Person on the Planet:

My Brain: Captain America. Steve. I look at your handsome face… into your clear, azure eyes... And, as ever, I feel the same guilty envy. The man's heart is vast and full of positive emotion, unlike mine. I feel like a snail or a tortoise, lumbering along in my shell, whenever I’m with Steve. So clumsy and so safe next to his grace and daring. —Tony Stark, Tales of Suspense Vol. 2 #1

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[tonysiron]

Sometimes i just need a classic 1 month Post Avengers 2012 Stevetony fic where they've all just moved in and Steve and Tony have their first moment alone since talking about Coulson and they both reconcile the things they said to each other on the helicarrier before jumping into a 20k word fic where they fall in love in about 6 months and nothing in the fic ever ventures further than that in the canon bc we all know everything went downhill after the first movie.

[tonysiron]

Mysterio: So yeah there's a multiverse :/

Peter: Oh! Oh thats so-

Mysterio: Really weird how Iron Woman is Iron Man here tho lmao

Peter: Wh-

Mysterio: And that she never married Captain America ://

Peter:

Mysterio:

Fury: BITCH WHAT

[tonysiron]

i love how Tumblr has taken a collective step back from their main fandom to post about Good Omens.