#spoon assassin

[thejazzvoid]

Everyone’s always talking about how, before they came out, they made up a  fake girlfriend/boyfriend who lived in Canada. But when I was but a young thing and first came out to my parents, they asked me how I knew, and because I couldn’t tell them about how I was kind of smitten with my friend previously referred to as “Marian” (I assumed they would most likely tell her parents, and that wouldn’t be very cash money of them), I made up my fake girlfriend whom I met at summer camp several months before. Her name was Lena, she was Canadian, and she won the variant of Spoon Assassin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin_(game) that was traditionally played at camp.

TL; DR, Continues Adventures Of A Full-Time Disaster Pan.

[sad-keanus-left-nostril]

Evolution of Hidden Blades

I'd just like to take a moment to discuss Hidden Blades... (No, not that type you creep) Okay so let's start with Altair... His blade was just the classic blade which is the base of everything, with its simple flick n stab mechanism. Then we have Ezio... He also had the classic blade which was modified in multiple ways including the addition of a built in gun and poison blade and finally the hook blade... A few additions here and there to mix the game up and give the player more options. Now we have Connor and his swivel blade which did not have a gun, poison etc... Then we have Edwards Blade, And Arno's blade which now has a bolt firing feature for silent range take downs. As you can see each game brought slight temporary changes to give the player more options that are unique to that game. Some being quite advanced. Now we have Jacob who has the classic hidden blade plus a dart firer (possibly similar to Arno's) plus a gauntlet grappling hook thingy and brass knuckles on the same glove. Eventually we are going to have an assassin with a Swiss Army Knife taped to his wrist, maybe with a spoon. And I can't wait Assassin's Creed: SPOONS - Coming Fall 2016

[girlyoureahotmess]

So I'm playing Spoon Assassin at my school

And I'm about as good at it as I am Assassin's Creed.

Which means I absolutely suck.

I have no idea what my target even looks like!! There's over 600 people playing and over 3200 kids in our school

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND HER

Futhermore,

HOW HAS THE KID IN MY COMPUTER CLASS ALREADY KILLED 2 GOING ON 3 PEOPLE?!

[hatethesilence312]

Are you guys doing "spoon assassin" in school, too, or is it just us?

[lightatmidnight]

our grade is playing spoon assassin and the amount of Hunger Games references goodness i can't

[hellaroyale]

people are actually retarded

my friend killed a girl in spoon assassin and now her boyfriend is like BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY I WILL KILL HIM.

it's like bro, chill, it is a game. find something meaningful to be angry about. 

[transcendentally-blog1]

Planning outfits for the next week based on how I can properly store and hide my spoon. This is the good life. 

[transcendentally-blog1]

Monday seriously can't come fast enough. I just really really wanna play Spoons so that I'll have something interesting to do after school for once. And it just makes it even better that a teacher's playing. SPOONS. Can't wait to dominate.