What are the weirdest or straightforward wrong spore theories you've ever heard of?
I'll start
1. Steve is the Grox' prisoner. Why just why, he flies away from the Galactic Core at the end of the cutscene
2. Masaari became extinct due to their war with the Grox. Just didn't stand the test of time as we now know some Masaari lore like the fact that they lived in jungle. But sounds cool for an AU or spore OC lore, I've even used it for my AU, the Grox empress wanted to kill all the Masaari just because they existed
3. Steve has bought The Earth / is a planet trader. Half theory half headcanon and I like it but still... Russian fandom thing, it's the result of a mistranslation, instead of the "We are nearly sold out on the last phase of a wonderful time-share opportunity on one of our larger stars- -and a rare planet in its orbit" line it's something like "We were finishing up some negotiations here and have almost bought ourselves a large star system... There's an interesting planet there..." in Russian. In their defense, still sounds kinda in Steve's character
4. The Grox are humans / Masaari are humans. It's weird but honestly I like it?? Has some creepy spec evolution vibes, something like All Tomorrows
Maybe I'll reblog it later with more theories I just don't remember much












