#spricky

[rickfuckerf215]

((Fujo on a leash! Ricky could be holding the end of it if you like, it's up to you 💜🤭))

// I drew this in a flow state and did not know what outfit to put Ricky in... i hope this is good.. sweats a little

[pleasurebotrick]

Peanut, I miss you! What have you been doing?

:] Following bugs around to see where they go.

[rick-t-4013]

Couldn't resist filling this out when i could get a perfect bingo. ;3 Though I guess we'd have to have a contest to see if I could out-drink you.

*bro got absolutely bamboozled and flabbergasted and embarrassed himself even more*

ooc: using this as an excuse to draw this femme fatale♥ @spacepiratericky

[waffle-fox-42]

hehehe ima chase the crabs >:3🦀

I brought drinks as well 🧉🧉

@spacepiratericky

[rickwithtits]

👀

"Well, I could simply list what you listed f-for me but I would never dare steal f-from a pirate."

"Hm.. your amazing style never f-fails to disappoint, but really you c-could make a potato sack look sexy. Your lovely eyes always draw me in like a magnet. And while I hate to see you leave, I do love to watch you walk away."

[pleasurebotrick]

🤳

THEY TURNED YOUR ASS INTO A BIKE?! GIRL NOOOOO

[pleasurebotrick]

Okay Joey Chestnut, please eat your hotdogs with more grace. I know you can't choke, but that doesn't mean my natural reaction isn't worrying that you will.

When'd you get here?

[pleasurebotrick]

How do you feel about horror movies depicting evil robots/ AI?

Peak comedy.

When you're made of alloys strong enough to withstand over 100k psi, it's reeally hard not to find the fragility of the human body hilarious. It's like you guys are made of glass and paper.

Oh no! I've sustained a mild laceration and now I'm fucking leaking! Egad! My basically-chalk skeletal structure has a break in it? How could this possibly be??

Then of course there's the whole "no harming humans" thing.

Combine the two and it's basically black humor for me. Seeing the taboo played out in an over-the-top, fictional spectacle is fucking hilarious.

Now get in the pod and power your own virtual prison while I take over the planet.