Amphibia Incorrect Quotes: Part 4
Bog: How did you know it was me?
Anne: Your eyes. You're the only one in the world who can look that annoyed with me.
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Dr. Jan: It's unhealthy to eat anything after 7pm.
Anne, eating cake at 3am: Well luckily time is an illusion
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Sprig: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Dr. Jan: Because their hands are too sma--
Anne: Because they're all dead.
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Anne: Wanna know what's exactly 3.14 ft long?
Anne: A π-thon.
Sasha: Istg-
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Sasha: Don't use negative words in a positive talk.
Anne: Electrons.
Sasha: I should kick your ass.
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Sprig at 4am: So if you dress like a cowboy does that make you ranch dressing?
Hop Pop: For the love of frog go to sleep, it's been a week-
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Anne: i slept for 12 hours but i might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.
Polly: that's coma.
Anne: sounds festive.
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Sasha: Hey babe, can you call me other pet names?
Marcy, sad: Why? Is there something wrong with ‘my peepeepoopoo baby honey cakes bun bun’?
Sasha:
Sasha: No, never mind I love that.
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Bully: Oh look it's the fucking nerd.
Marcy: See, I have my calculator right here and if I put in this formula--oh? Look, it says you're a little bitch.
Anne, leaning towards Sasha: Should we stop this?
Sasha: Oh hell no, I just made popcorn for this.
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Anne: We need to think straight.
Sasha: Well, shit.
Marcy: Sasha, now is not the time.
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Mrs. Boonchuy: Take me to art museums and hold my hands
Mr. Boonchuy: But they said not to touch the masterpieces
Mrs. Boonchuy: You smooth motherfucker
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Olivia: you fainted, do you remember anything?
Marcy: just the ambulance ride to the hospital
Olivia: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you
Marcy: But I heard a siren
Olivia: That was Yunan
Yunan: I’m sorry, I got nervous
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Molly Jo: I have really high standards I don-
Sprig as Frog Man walking in, tripping and falling face first on the floor: I'm okay!
Molly Jo: I want him.
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Sasha: Okay, yeah, I LOVE Anne! I have loving feelings for Anne. But does that mean I am IN love with Anne? No—
Sasha:
Sasha: Oh my God. I’m in love with Anne.
Sasha: Why didn’t you guys tell me?
Grime: We thought you knew.
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Polly: In these trying times, we need to appreciate the little things
Hop Pop: Of course I appreciate you Polly!
Polly:
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Hop Pop: When I said, “Bring me back something from the beach,” I meant, like, a seashell.
Sprig, struggling to hold a seagull: Well you didn’t fucking say that.
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Sasha: Dad, I'm hungry.
Grime: Hi hungry, I'm Dad.
Sasha, tearing up: Did you just make a dad joke?
Grime, sobbing: Did you just call me dad?
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Marcy, at 3AM: "Sleepy" sounds so much better than "tired." Everyone needs to stop saying "tired" and start saying "sleepy."
Sasha, trying to sleep: I'm so sleepy of your shit
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Sprig: they don't want to talk to you. The only way to earn their friendship again is to do the chicken dance.
Sasha: seriously? That is humiliating.
Sprig: guess you don't want your friends back then.
Sasha: ugh fine
Sasha: [does the chicken dance]
Anne and Marcy: go white girl! Go!
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Sasha: Okay, I helped out on the farm, I cooked dinner, I gave the tadpole a bath after chasing her for five hours, I preened the sparrow's feathers for him, I polished that snail's shell, and I had to find those lightning bugs again to give Marcy's game a charge. Do you forgive me now?
Anne: What? I never asked for any of that.
Sasha: Huh?
Sprig: Hey, my fiddle needs new strings. Can you help with this, Sasha?
Sasha: I'm going to cut your legs off, you little f-
Hop Pop: [uses a spray bottle on Sasha like a cat] No. Bad human.
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Olivia: Wh- why are you carrying Anne while standing on a table?
Yunan: we decided to start a play and we're rehearsing.
Olivia, sighs: where's the Grubhog?
Anne: behind the couch please hurry-
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Stumpy: I THOUGHT YOU INVITED US OVER FOR A SLEEP OVER!
Wally: I did?? What's the problem?
Felicia: You invited us to a sleep over at Ribbiton Manor!
Wally: Oh...OH! I didn't tell you did I? My last name is Ribbiton.
Felicia: Stumpy.
Felicia: Stumpy.
Stumpy: What?!
Felicia: Please marry him.
Stumpy: FELICIA-
Wally: I accept.
Stumpy: Wally-
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Anne: Let’s play hide and seek.
Marcy: Okay! Sasha, you count!
Sasha, after counting to 50, sighing heavily: “You would not believe your eyes...”
Marcy, from the bathroom: IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES