Send “✆” for a morning text.
[message to: Poop head] “I’M AWAKE!”[message to: Poop head] “FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER I’M AWAKE BEFORE 8AM”
Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.
[message to: Poop head] “Sometimes I wonder if I should follow that advice…”
Send “☎” for a rushed text.
[message to: Poop head] “I FIND A SUIPER TOY FOIR THJE KIDS”[message to: Poop head] “GONMNA BUIY IT”[message to: Poop head] “BYE”
Send “⁇” for a drunk text.
[message to: Poop head] “Bropthewr I doinmt knopw whjere i anm”[message to: Poop head] “HELKP”
Send “✿” for a suggestive text.
[message to: Poop head] “Gonna be a cool brother and give you and Taka a gift.”[message to: Poop head] “I’m going to pick the kids for a night out in fifteen minutes!”
Send “ø” for a late night text.
[message to: Poop head] “Are you awake?”[message to: Poop head] “I have something important to ask you.”[message to: Poop head] “Why stars don’t show up during the day?”
Send “✘” for a hateful text.
[message to: Poop head] “Can’t believe in what I found out!”