( ★ .˚ 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐒 [ PT. 9 ]
★ . sentence starter meme. a collection of starters taken from the uncannyxmemes group chat. feel free to change pronouns and tenses as necessary.
“ how rude to blow smoke in your girlfriend’s face! it’s SUPPOSED to go up her ass! ”
“ i love being petty in video games. ”
“ you’re gonna get rabies! ”
“ I HAD RABIES! ”
“ i don’t spell on sundays. ”
“ why are you so fast you ugly bitch?! ”
“ that was a messy game, my boobs are sweaty. ”
“ no one told me how to fix my eyeball! ”
“ you little baby back bitch! ”
“ wooow. the desperation; it reeks! ”
“ you off-brand bitch! ”
“ stop typing mean things about me. ”
“ why is my face wet? did i drool on myself without realizing it? ”
“ my ass was clenched so hard that entire time. ”
“ baby kangaroos just look like starving aliens. ”
“ my boobs are sweating again. ”
“ he wants his booty cheeks to POP. ”
“ it’s making my boob crack sweat just looking at it. ”
“ i’m trying to go outside but i can’t find my shoe. ”
“ listen, my brain misfired. ”
“ you just smacked our lord and savior, michael myers. ”
“ we look like every teen horror movie ever. ”
“ how do i get this in my mouth?! ”
“ are you okay or did you finally drown? ”
“ my fucking tits are sweating i’m so scared. ”
“ if ____ crawls any further up her own asshole, she'll come out her mouth and start the process over again. ”
“ i love participating in bullying. ”
“ ____ DOES NOT EAT DIRT! ”
“ i just hate ten year old boys. ”
“ i’m a slut for organized, color-coded data. ”